MILEY CYRUS GOT A HICKEY FOR HER BIRTHDAY, AMONG OTHER THINGS

We’re betting Miley Cyrus injested more than birthday cake and Diet Coke at her 18th birthday celebration at Trousdale. Her underage pals were not supposed to be drinking but sometimes they find a way to get around the law. Miley spent much of the evening smooching with her new plaything, Nickelodeon star Avan Jogia, who is also 18. He’s age appropriate and very cute. It’s a given that Miley woke up with hickeys on her neck – thus proving she had a good time.

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22 thoughts on “MILEY CYRUS GOT A HICKEY FOR HER BIRTHDAY, AMONG OTHER THINGS

  1. Janet and gang, there ya go again. Miley GOT a hickey, among OTHER things. She INGESTED more than birthday cake. These setups are hilarious. Then some wonder why the thread go off the rails. Ha!

  2. She doesn’t look like she is very present in the moment, that’s for sure. Don’t really care much for her(she is more of my daughter’s flavor), but I do feel sorry for her about her parents divorce. Money or no money I’m sure she would give it all up if it meant she could have her family back together.

  3. So an 18th birthday party at an LA nightclub and her underage friends found a way to drink? You people are effing hysterical.

    Where I live it’s illegal.

  4. She is as virgin as JENNA JAMESON is. Its amazing how many sheeple still buy her (virginity) crap. And u say the boy is cute? He’s really beautiful, even more beautiful than she is. Find smb else for u, Avan!

  5. Said it before and say it again: That hideous deep voice of hers is like chalk on a message board. She talks fast and her voice is so deep she sounds like she is in a barrel. And what can be expected of her since she knows her parents’ wild ways and is acting out the same way. And who was paid off to keep the Mexican abortion quiet.

  6. Indy, Avril’s style of singing is very common, particularly among Canadian pop singers – Alanis Morisette, Chantal Kreviazak. It goes back to Buffy Sainte-Marie. It was interesting for a while, but I — for one — am over it.

  7. This comment (above) was in regard to Ms. Cyrus, in case there was any misunderstanding.

  8. Canada, you must have been thinking of the next subject RE (Avril and Linda Thompson).

  9. Ha! Indy, yeah, I was. Mind you, Miley ties into that whole trend — which is vocally very aggressive. Katy Perry is a variation also. All those singers rely on a kind of shouting/whining/growling technique, and/or idiosyncrasies (Miley’s weird accent), rather than actual singing talent.

  10. These so-called talented singers couldn’t carry a tune if it had a handle on it. It’s depressing what our music industry is churning out and calling music. They are selling a look, a style, a sex appeal, but not music. Sad.

  11. Agree with the rest of you re: her absolute LACK of talent. There is a new show that I refuse to watch, but I’ve seen commercials for, called “Ma’s Roadhouse” I believe on TLC with an ancient white haired hag who chain smokes and drinks whiskey and runs a bar where truckers and bikers hang out. She’s a dead ringer for Miley Cyrus with a cancer voice bad enough to make you want to rip your own throat out in frustration.

    Indy: WHAT Mexican abortion? Deets please?

  12. Sal Mineo, my little cactus blossom…this was all over the web approx year/year & 1/2 ago and also on other gossip/info sites. It was claimed she had an abortion outside Mexico City when she was around about 16. I remember googling something like…Miley Cyrus Mexican Abortion. I think there are still snippets hanging on. I guess money can cover up lotsa stuff,..or not.

  13. The Avan Jobia saga will not play out for long, because he is prettier than her, which is not saying a helluva lot.

  14. I’ve never heard anywhere that she’s a virgin. If she was living with the Aussie you know he was tapping that ass.

  15. Yeah Indy, some hot buff guy is tapping that ass, and I am not talking about Avril.

  16. Thanks for the info Indy, hadn’t heard that, but it doesn’t surprise me. I agree the guy is far superior in the looks department. Poor Miley, her face is the true embodiment of the Jack-O-Lantern come to life -cheezy grin, round head and all.

  17. God, I keep confusing Miley with Avril! Sorry. Easy mistake though — both are talentless and irritating.

  18. Sebastian, are you calling on God to set you straight, or was this just a little slip of the pen? (I mean fingers). Nevertheless, you are coming along nicely regarding your eternal destiny, and according to plan.
    ________________________________________

    Also, your comment above this comment regarding the ‘hot buff guy’, these words originated with Lenny, not yours truly.

  19. Nah, Indy, my joke, which I scuttled by confusing Avril and Miley, was about Miley’s boyfriend probably getting screwed by the “hot buff guy”.

    “Hot buff guy” is a pretty generic phrase. I was not aware that anyone had a copyright on it. I may owe Lenny some money?

    The God thing was just idiomatic. You should know me by now — I will never change. So when the space ships come following behind the comet, and it is time to process your aura….oh, sorry, that is the OTHER crazy religion I am thinking of.

  20. Indy is trying to become famous on this blog. Good Luck, Stupid. Nobody looks at it

  21. ^^^^^^^The other Jeane (one “N”) Dixon got famous too, in the worst possible way. Those in the know are aware of where she is now, but they most likely are not on Janet’s treadmill. nyah nyah

  22. All of youse are hating ass bitches and niggers who need to leave miley ray cyrus alone or I will personally go to your house and kick your ass!!
    Peace!! 🙂

    Jwoww

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