MISSING MALAYSIAN JETLINER: WAS IT THE CO-PILOT?

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With the Malaysian jetliner disappearance still a mystery, theories abound in Washington. Here’s one theory that we heard: The copilot was the mastermind. He locked the pilot out of the cockpit and put on his facial breathing apparatus. He flew the plane up to 45,000 feet and DEPRESSURIZED the passenger cabin, causing everyone to die in a matter of seconds. He brought the plane down and it was delivered to terrorists in Pakistan to be used as a weapon in the near future.
(We were horrified at the thought of the plane full of corpses being delivered, but apparently terrorists have strong stomachs.) Of course, this is only a theory.

Posted by Janet on March 21, 2014

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  1. By Strom
    On March 21, 2014 at

    Please…what does this to do with Gossip? Slow Newsday?

  2. By Patrick
    On March 21, 2014 at

    My initial thought was Hypoxia like the Greek airliner.
    Then I went with the terrorist theory and a missing Soviet era device loaded on from an airfield and flown towards Tel Aviv.
    And then I had to check on what Kim Kardashian was doing and forgot about it.

  3. By jim weed
    On March 21, 2014 at

    Janet, you should stay away from Fox News. It’s for the ‘tinfoil hat’ crowd.

  4. By Gone
    On March 21, 2014 at

    The pilot, suicide, wife left him. Co-pilot was young, looked happy, had a girlfriend. Pilot, described as bonhomie, looked the opposite.

  5. By JuXtapose
    On March 21, 2014 at

    OMG Janet, you’re starting to sound how you look.

  6. By Paul
    On March 21, 2014 at

    UM, no.

  7. By mister baja
    On March 21, 2014 at

    no, my former mother in law.

  8. By Strom
    On March 22, 2014 at

    JC, looking for a paying spot on television news it seems. Not gonna happen.

  9. By xyzc
    On March 22, 2014 at

    NO SUCH PLANE AND SUCH EVENT EVER EXISTED. IT IS JUST A ZIO HOAX, LIKE THE BOSTON “SHOOTING” OR AURORA “SHOOTING”. KEEP SLEEPING, SHEEPLE, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING OVER YOU….

  10. By Daggers
    On March 22, 2014 at

    Muslim/Islam/Allah/Obama/terrorism/conspiracyall mixed in. How much so, we do not yet know. All we know (or should know) is that the U.S president is a Muslim.

  11. By Strom
    On March 22, 2014 at

    How foolish

  12. By Laus Kinski
    On March 22, 2014 at

    The Real query here is “how did Jonah Hill get to be nominated for two Oscars” If there was ever was a conspiracy about certain people destroying the nation this would have to be number two after “how did building 7 collapse at free fall speed” ?

  13. By Saul Ginsberg
    On March 23, 2014 at

    BREAKING NEWS!

    JONAH HILL NOMINATED FOR 2 OSCARS!

    FOUND THE FLOATING DEBRIS IN INDIAN OCEAN!

    DISCOVERED THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY

  14. By Diane Fienberg
    On March 23, 2014 at

    Jonah Hill to announce 2016 Presidential campaign with Joe Liebermann as running mate!

  15. By judah iscariot
    On March 23, 2014 at

    Jonah Hill nominated for Nobel Peace Prize!

    According to Nobel’s will, the Peace Prize shall be awarded to the person who in the preceding year “shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.”

  16. By Rex Reed
    On March 23, 2014 at

    is infamously known for his kiss and betrayal of Jesus to the hands of the chief Sanhedrin priests in exchange for a payment of thirty silver coins

  17. By Strom
    On March 23, 2014 at

    Breaking News:

    JC Hollywood had a day’s worth of Hollywood Gossip not snagged from TMZ and not containing retreads or Kardashian supplied Press Releases.

  18. By PerezSux
    On March 23, 2014 at

    Janet, what the heck are you thinking by posting this!? Delete Delete Delete!

  19. By Angelo
    On March 23, 2014 at

    Strom, if most of the above are you, it’s pretty damn funny. That’s one little thing I’ll give you.

  20. By right
    On March 23, 2014 at

    The pilot wanted to stick it up the ass of the (Malaysian)government for convicting his good friend (unjustly in his eyes). So he parked the plane so far south, that the depths of the sea and weather conditions, would make it virtually impossible to recover it. This of course after going dark and disconnecting the ELT’s prior to the ditch.

  21. By Patrick
    On March 24, 2014 at

    Angelo. That’s not Strom.
    It is just IT! Strom.
    Comedy writer guy showed up.

  22. By Patrick
    On March 24, 2014 at

    And right I think you”re wrong.
    The only plausible explanation is catastrophic mechanical malfunction.
    Question the aircraft.

  23. By Strom
    On March 24, 2014 at

    Strom is only Strom. Others try to be without success.

  24. By ScaredyKat
    On March 24, 2014 at

    Come on people – don’t you remember who else is buried in the Indian Ocean? This was revenge for Osama bin Laden.

  25. By Strom
    On March 25, 2014 at

    Next JC will be commenting on G7, G8 Summit proceedings. News will include the Kardashian take on the meetings.

  26. By ah-yuck
    On March 25, 2014 at

    Check the secret naval bases around the “supposed” search area, chances are it’s in a hangar parked & repainted by now. Just how do you lose a triple 7 with all the tech today?

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