MONEY TALKS

davis_firecrotchshirt_pcn_265.jpgThis picture was taken just HOURS before Brandon Davis finally checked into rehab. Makes sense, huh? WHY did Brandon change his mind and check into Passages in Malibu after resisting his family’s pleas? Not only was his family humiliated by Brandon’s bizarre Lindsay Lohan bashing tape , but their social life has suffered gravely ever since. Their only potential redemption was rehab for Brandon. To propel Brandon into rehab, the Davis’s agreed to pay off all his gambling debts – rumored to be well into six figures. And all Brandon has to do is spend 30 days being pampered at the “celebrity spa” rehab that features private rooms with plasma tv’s, daily massages, horseback riding lessons etc. Not a bad deal.

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  1. This guy couldn’t get more lame if he tried – he is famous for NOTHING. Even Paris is a step up from him and that’s not saying much.

  2. The fire crotch thing was great. Hohan deserved it…..I really don’t care if he does rehab or not, As long as he keeps opening that big funny mouth of his!!

  3. is this a joke, or was he really wearing that t-shirt?

  4. wow, can i bash lidsey and get checked into that rehab, and if yes, do i have to accumulate a hefty debt first?

  5. He looks like a bloated Elvis, what is this guy supposed to famous for?

  6. He’s so gross, although his Lindsay Firecrotch Lohan diatribe was hilarious. I would hate to be part of young Hollywood, they’re so mean to each other, it’s worse then high school.

  7. Greasy, slimy slug. He & Paris deserve each other.

  8. obviously money can’t buy class, his family should be ashamed

  9. GO BRANDON!!!! You are going to be so much better off sober!!! I am so proud of you!!

  10. He’s useless and disgusting. Most of the offspring of Marvin and Barbara Davis is screwed up and spoiled.

  11. I don’t know why so much attention is being paid to him. He is just a trust fund baby doing his destructive thing. All he needs is A JOB!!!

  12. Please. The last thing Brandon Davis needs is 30 days in celebutard rehab.
    What he does need is a spanking and a nap.
    Or a jump off of a really tall building.

  13. That guy is a riot. Funny shirt. I want one too. Lindsay is a ho.

  14. I don’t think Brandon Davis is “cool” in that T-shirt.
    Especially if it pertains to that young actress he bashed so terribly.
    How does anyone know what Lindsay Lohan does in her personal life? We really don’t know, it’s all such hype. For any guy to call a girl a “fire crotch” is awful. And doesn’t that Davis family have enough trouble right now???

  15. Money, power (to get a good table at Koi) & his youth, but lacking one thing…class. What will this crowd does not understand that they are the laughing stock of their generation and an embarressment to American cluture.

  16. He’s disgusting. And talking about a teenager like that was vicious.
    The people who think this kind of thing is funny are the same kind of people who think calling someone a n***r is funny.

  17. I don’t know this kid — but his comment was funny

  18. Haven’t heard this one before. What does it mean to call someone a “fire crotch?” That they have STDs? That they are promiscuous? That they have STDs because they are promiscuous? Something else?

  19. It means they have red public hair like Lohan….duh! He’s hot and I’d do him. And she deserves to be trashed, the way she and her sick mom carry on.

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