NAKED PHOTOS OF SCARLETT JOHANSSON! CALL THE FBI!
The FBI is investigating hackers who stole x-rated nude photos from Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone. Excuse us, but is this really an FBI matter? Somehow we imagined the FBI as working on assignments more important to the country. Would they be as involved if an ordinary Joe’s phone had been hacked and HIS not–so-sexy photos stolen? If YOUR cell phone were hacked, would you call the FBI? A private investigator, at most. So THIS is where our taxpayer dollars are going. Surely the Feds have more important things to do. And Scarlett should know better than to have nude photos of her private parts on her phone.