NAKED PHOTOS OF SCARLETT JOHANSSON! CALL THE FBI!

The FBI is investigating hackers who stole x-rated nude photos from Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone. Excuse us, but is this really an FBI matter? Somehow we imagined the FBI as working on assignments more important to the country. Would they be as involved if an ordinary Joe’s phone had been hacked and HIS not–so-sexy photos stolen? If YOUR cell phone were hacked, would you call the FBI? A private investigator, at most. So THIS is where our taxpayer dollars are going. Surely the Feds have more important things to do. And Scarlett should know better than to have nude photos of her private parts on her phone.

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26 thoughts on “NAKED PHOTOS OF SCARLETT JOHANSSON! CALL THE FBI!

  1. With all the chaos going on these days, Scarlet assumes the feds are going to drop everthing just to investigate hackers? Scarlet, if you want to do porn, get yourself a director & camera.

  2. After the cell phone hacking scandal in England and the damage it caused, do you really think that the FBI is going to put something like cell phone hacking on the backburner? The only reason this is getting any press is because it involves Scarlett’s body parts. I’m sure there’s a lot more important things, no offense Scarlett, being hacked as well.

  3. People need to stop taking these stupid pictures, especially the famous ones. I’d prefer if the FBI concentrated on Al Quaida or something, this is bs

  4. Casonia....I like looking into green eyes and blue eyes alot because it is so different from my brown eyes.. Hells kitchen scared people never look Chef in the eyes.. They turn away from him. says:

    She should never be ashamed of her body and even though…I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE PICTURES…She looks incredible and lovely and…Her time on this earth are forever formed in those photos and..Just think your never going to look the same again for the rest of your life and gather that understanding.

  5. Casonia....I like looking into green eyes and blue eyes alot because it is so different from my brown eyes.. Hells kitchen scared people never look Chef in the eyes.. They turn away from him. says:

    I can understand the shame of it…Because your a movie star..People are going to see you different.

  6. Casonia....I like looking into green eyes and blue eyes alot because it is so different from my brown eyes.. Hells kitchen scared people never look Chef in the eyes.. They turn away from him. says:

    The worry and concern…Not to mention the sexual harrassment from this?

  7. Casonia....I like looking into green eyes and blue eyes alot because it is so different from my brown eyes.. Hells kitchen scared people never look Chef in the eyes.. They turn away from him. says:

    Men hitting on you and…Having them flirt with you….Even though you want them to stop and the unwanted attention.

  8. Casonia....I like looking into green eyes and blue eyes alot because it is so different from my brown eyes.. Hells kitchen scared people never look Chef in the eyes.. They turn away from him. says:

    Having stranger walk up to you and start talking is major freak out.

  9. Casonia..Hells Kitchen would all be about holding your tongue and..Listening and gather understanding in the direction he wants to take you..Learning his food and being gone for 8 weeks! says:

    Weird and Creepy and your a movie star any way and..Your never alone and there fore your protected and…On the other hand…TO SOME DEGREE A FREAK IS GOING TO STILL MAKE IT OVER IN YOUR DIRECTION SOONER OR LATER BUT AT THE TIME YOU WHERE NOT THINKING ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE BUT…YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO TAKE ANOTHER DIRECTION.

  10. No fan of hers and really don’t care about her self imposed problems. I’ve always thought she is funny looking-don’t care for her looks at all.

  11. kitty, I agree, I don’t understand why all the big flurry over her, she is nothing but a fame and man whore and wants constant attention. Not that good looking and I think she frazzles up her hair to look like she just climbed out of the sack. And to put the last nail in this tirade, SEAN PENN…….yuck, how low can you go?

  12. Casonia..Learning Chef Gordons food would be an honor and that is the reason...I hang in there and watch all the shows about Hells kitchen to learn and gather understanding?Why people are being kicked off the show and why they can't cut the mustard? says:

    Sean Penn was a lead man and…Not bad on the eyes and very sexy..I WOULD TAKE HIM FOR 24 AND REALLY ROCK HIS WORLD AND NO YUCK TO THAT…SEXY IS IN THE EYE OF OTHERS BUT AS FAR AS BEING A SLUT PUPPY DOWN THE ROAD WE ALWAYS DO THINGS THAT WE ARE NOT PROUD OF.

  13. Casonia..Learning Chef Gordons food would be an honor and that is the reason...I hang in there and watch all the shows about Hells kitchen to learn and gather understanding?Why people are being kicked off the show and why they can't cut the mustard? says:

    Making mistakes is part of learning and down the road…PEOPLE ARE NOLONGER GOING TO DO THE FOOLISH THINGS WE DID WHEN WE WHERE YOUNG. BUT SCARLETT IS A Beautiful woman and breath taking and… every one makes mistakes!

  14. I’d say Sean Penn is definitely the bottom of the barrel-how could any self respecting woman want to be with that lunatic?

  15. why didnt the FBI tell her to go pound salt? Why the hell did they take this case on….this country is going to the dogs fast

  16. when it were horny pictures to masturbate on there was nothing wrong with it.
    BUT IT ARE DISGUSTING PICTURES OF A FAT ASS YOU WOULDN’T SHOW TO A DEATH PIMP/POPE!!!

  17. Casonia from Seattle..I already know that...I am going to be roasted for my age? Being older then Chef really pisses him off! What ever happened to Jason? The Taco man! He there one day and gone another? This is not the first time this has happened? says:

    Gross and nasty and really give me the creeps and… People can be freaks inside and may try to get to know you for all the wrong reason.

  18. Casonia from Seattle..I already know that...I am going to be roasted for my age? Being older then Chef really pisses him off! What ever happened to Jason? The Taco man! He there one day and gone another? This is not the first time this has happened? says:

    People do all the right things for the wrong reason?

  19. Casonia from Seattle..I already know that...I am going to be roasted for my age? Being older then Chef really pisses him off! What ever happened to Jason? The Taco man! He there one day and gone another? This is not the first time this has happened? says:

    Sean Penn is wonderful actor and was married to Madonna at one point and has done some amazing work in the pass…Not attracted to him but…Completely attracted to his body of work.

  20. By Patrick
    On September 17, 2011 at

    “Nicky made it clear when he was posting as Rick his mission was to troll this site because of what he believes to be Janet’s allowance of racism by some posters. He then came back as Mel Zipskin among others. He now posts as Nicky and is stringing along Casonia for kicks.
    Just ignore the troll. It is a small troll.”








    I don’t anyone named Rick or Mel. I have never claimed to be either of those people.

    I am nice to Casonia because I was ashamed at how hateful I had become to her because I didn’t understand her. I noticed one evening that no one had a single kind thing to say to her. Nothing. I know that I am not a saint but I could certainly do better than I was doing. What is the harm in a kind word? Instead of berating someone with harsh things ….why not ask how they are or commend them when they say something that egos your views. ???

    ____________________________

    By Taffy Davenport
    On September 17, 2011 at

    “Nicky, sweetie. Time to change your tampon hon. It wasn’t meant to last the WHOLE week.”






    -What does that even mean? Why would you say something like that to me? Is this someone’s idea of cleverness?

    Please just move on. Thank you very much.

  21. Casonia.. Hells kitchen is a show that makes you think? People are never treated that way in real life and chef is hard to please and his food and his way or the highway. Fear of screwing up will keep any one on there toes and Ramsay off your ass. says:

    It has to freak her out to have strangers looking at her body? She might as well pause for PLAYBOY AND REALLY GET PAIDED BUT SHE IS ASHAMED OF THIS ISSUE AND IN THE FUTURE IT IS GOING TO BE HARD TO TRUST ANOTHER MAN AND FEAR THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

  22. Casonia.. Hells kitchen is a show that makes you think? People are never treated that way in real life and chef is hard to please and his food and his way or the highway. Fear of screwing up will keep any one on there toes and Ramsay off your ass. says:

    NO ONE IS STRING ME ALONG FOR KICKS..I DO THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO!

  23. The FBI should cover their lack of funds by publishing a girlie calendar and Scarlet could be on the cover.

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