NATALIE PORTMAN AND HER BOYFRIEND DEVENDRA BANHART ARE NOW IN HOLLYWOOD

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Natalie Portman and her eccentric freak-folk singer beau Devendra Banhart caused a minor stir when they visited the Hollywood farmer’s market on Sunday morning. Natalie, clad in “unflattering” print overalls, examined the Blenheim apricots while bearded Devendra waited patiently. He was the target of much interest at Coachella- Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, , and Paris Hilton were all aflutter and eager to see him.

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7 thoughts on “NATALIE PORTMAN AND HER BOYFRIEND DEVENDRA BANHART ARE NOW IN HOLLYWOOD

  1. I wonder if she ever thinks about the people she put on the other side of the wall?

  2. Very few have ever heard of him. She is so scrawny and unattractive, so I guess they are a perfect match.
    And why on earth would the big 3: LiLo, Paris, and Nicole be eager to see him? Oh, yeah, maybe to try to steal him away, as any man is fair game to them.

  3. How extremely small-minded to call someone a freak-folk singer. Thank goodness for diversity, otherwise the world would be a visual bore of mallrats who follow the herd.

  4. Freak is right! I went on his website and he sucks. She must be bored to have hooked up with him. He looks unclean to say the least.

  5. I think she needs a longer leash on that poor dog it looks like she’s strangling it.

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