No Thanks, Craft Service

Nobody wants to say anything to his face, but coworkers just can’t stop gossiping about this actor behind his back. This drop-dead handsome guy starred in a hit series just a few years ago and he’s recently finished a new pilot. But he showed up on the set looking “alarmingly thin! ” Startled coworkers describe him as a “male lollipop” and compare his physique to Calista Flockhart. Has anorexia or bulemia spread to the male side of Hollywood? The once gorgeous actor is also uncharacteristically irritable. The TV pilot’s famous director didn’t complain because he’s super skinny himself!

Posted by Janet on June 29, 2006

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  1. By Anonymous
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Lee Majors?
    roger Moore?
    Lorne Greene?

  2. By Tobeysgirl
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Warren Beatty?

  3. By traceygeorge
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Jimmy Stewart?
    Humphrey Bogart?
    Or maybe it was that one guy from the silent movies…the one who got really skinny for awhile there…

  4. By Soho
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Charlie Chaplin!! Great guess. Got to be him. This item is about that old.

  5. By Anonymous
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Oh, it’s definitely Larry Hagman…first I Dream of Jeannie, then Dallas

  6. By anasazy
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Oh right, tobeysgirl!
    It’s the THIN MAN!

  7. By Anonymous
    On June 29, 2006 at

    a hit series, charlie chaplin, jimmy stewart…
    no..what’s that guys name that was in the Rocketeer and the series w/Sela Ward….that actor? no he’s thin already….

  8. By Anonymous
    On June 29, 2006 at

    matthew perry?

  9. By Anonymous
    On June 30, 2006 at

    Matthew Perry

  10. By Anonymous
    On June 30, 2006 at

    Seriously, Matthew Perry – drop dead gorgeous…I think not!

  11. By Anonymous
    On June 30, 2006 at

    Skeet Ulrich

  12. By fykey
    On June 30, 2006 at

    i love you guys so much

  13. By Hoya
    On June 30, 2006 at

    If it’s Matthew Perry, clearly it was the coke, not anorexia, but what was the pilot he filmed while doing Friends? I know he did movies, but can’t remember him doing any other tv shows…

  14. By Anonymous
    On June 30, 2006 at

    please matthew perry is anything but drop dead gorgeous…..what about John Stamos?

  15. By Anonymous
    On July 1, 2006 at

    It’s Skeet Ulrich! It says hit series, not hit tv series! He just shot a new pilot for ABC and he looks alarmingly skinny.

  16. By Anonymous
    On July 1, 2006 at

    I’d still say Matthew Perry. He’s just finished a pilot, and he was sure crabby, when some other Hollywood hotshot took his “reserved” “Superman Returns” movie seats, the other night.
    Aw, come on….he’s cute!

  17. By Anonymous
    On July 1, 2006 at

    Rob Lowe—for sure

  18. By Anonymous
    On July 1, 2006 at

    david hasselhoff

  19. By JJ
    On July 9, 2006 at

    John Stamos

  20. By Anonymous
    On July 13, 2006 at

    Luke Perry

  21. By Anonymous
    On July 16, 2006 at

    it’s the guy in Alien. the ex of Jennifer what’s-her-name-Affleck…

  22. By Anonymous
    On September 10, 2006 at

    Michael Vartan? Noooo, say it ain’t so!

  23. By Tara
    On October 29, 2006 at

    Yeah it could be Skeet Ulrich. He was in the Craft and that name of the whodunit has Craft in it for no reason that I can think of…..

  24. By jrex
    On November 8, 2006 at

    John Stamos is in a hit series NOW- he was on Broadway directly before that. It ain’t him.

  25. By Anonymous
    On November 13, 2006 at

    Josh Duhamel

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