NOTHING CAN STOP THE JERSEY SHORE STEAMROLLER OF SUCCESS

Time for a Jersey Shore update. The cast was set to leave for Florence, Italy, on April 18 to tape the next series, but the fact that Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D had not settled their contracts caused MTV to postpone filming until May. Since Snooki (along with Jenni) and Pauly D have their own 12 episode spin-offs coming to MTV, we have a feeling they will cooperate. But The Situation might be a tad resentful. Rumors that the hotels and bars in Florence aren’t cooperating with MTV’s attempts to arrange for filming are unfortunate. If they only knew how the shore businesses the cast visited have FLOURISHED, they might reconsider. We hear the bars, restaurants, and the t-shirt store are still raking in big bucks thanks to Jersey Shore fame.

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  1. Unfortunate role models for far too many white teenagers.

  2. Au contraire, there is Something that can stop the Shore, but when is another question.

  3. Has that “Snookie” creature to the left been stretched like silly putty somehow? there is something rather unhumanlike about her, but then, that’s no surprise.
    Time to flush the big giant log of losers this “show” is. Hope Italy refuses to even let them enter their country!

  4. Mind boggling.
    We should all collectively feel shame as humans with supposed dignity.

  5. capture the john delorean estate in Bedminster, new jersey and make this as the new headquarters.
    THROW DONALD TRUMP OUT OF IT!!
    including his sickmaking trump golf club!!

  6. This cast should be put under a steamroller. Talk about dumbing down. Way down.

  7. Is Jersey Shore on television in Europe? I don’t think the retail businesses in Florence will be affected at all! Their clientele is on a different level than the stores on the Jersey boardwalk. They should have sent the kids to Ibiza.

  8. Sad depiction of where is America heading of to. Europe is not far behind and Britain is leading them.

  9. The “Situation” is as gay as a neon pink Easter basket carried by a purple parrot.

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