OLIVIA MUNN REVEALS EVANDER HOLYFIELD’S PICK-UP TECHNIQUE

We love celebrities who gossip about each other. Chris Pine’s exgirlfriend, actress Olivia Munn, told this story to Reed Tucker at the NY Post about her encounter with boxer Evander Holyfield when she first arrived in LA: She was walking around a mall when Holyfield approached her and invited her to lunch. With nothing else to do, she accepted and they ended up in an Italian restaurant. When Munn ordered the lasagna, Holyfield asked “Is your mom fat? Does she have big ass, big thighs?” When she replied no, Holyfield allowed her to have the lasagna, saying “If your mom’s not fat, you’re not gonna be fat.” At the end of the meal, Evander turned on the charm. He said “I got eight babies by eight different women. You wanna be the ninth?” She was not tempted.

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15 thoughts on “OLIVIA MUNN REVEALS EVANDER HOLYFIELD’S PICK-UP TECHNIQUE

  1. Sum up this fuckery with one word: GROSS!

    And please stop procreating.

  2. Well, if that story is true, it goes to show her NOT to go to lunch with total strangers. If I went to lunch with ANY guy who tried to tell me what I could or couldn’t eat like that, I’d serve him cold sausage for desert. What a colossal ASS, who the HELL does he think he IS?!

  3. ………try to use a dildo as a toothbrush.

  4. The problem with people like Evander Holyfied is there just dumb asses who will never and I mean ever get it. Having kids don’t make you a man being a father does. That’s the stuff Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will never preach.

  5. True Lenny, they dont preach it because they dont live it. Evander came across to her in the same way he did to many previosu ones who said yes….but this girl with the large implants said no to washed up Evander. A few years ago when he was champ,,,just like Mike Tyson…most said yes to him…certainly Kim K would have and probably J Lo.

  6. Funny celebrity story, but nothing more. You cannot swing a dead cat on the street corner without hitting a jackass with the same views and manners as Holyfield. It is a male issue, not a race issue as Strom is trying to suggest.

  7. Yes, Sebastian, Strom is on his usual rant about J Lo and Kim K and his jealously and obsession about black men’s penises. I think he sould just give up and go find one to blow since he seems so passionately envious… get his curiosity satisfied, if you know what I mean.

    I mean, really, Strom brings up black men’s penises more often than any woman I’ve ever known or heard…Strom, do yourself a favor and go hook up in a toilet with a really hung black guy, like George Michael’s does… it must be GREAT or he wouldn’t keep DOING it, ya think?

    And Strom, report back to us after you’ve had your fill, and take your buddy Cap’n Crazy with ya, he’s way overdue for some black penis too I think…

  8. so lenny you equate evander to every black male alive? really? go get a life, yourself.

    you must be the more coherent, troll of capt amer and strom. lol.

  9. Reta, LOL. Let’s not forget to remind the charming gents that, if they cannot find a real one, fake ones can be purchased in various colors and hues. Either way it should be a welcome change from their thumbs.

  10. You got to remember about Strom, everything is a race issue.

  11. Captain America = Strom

    You’d think with a split personality one of them would be different, you know, like Sybil.

  12. Sorry guys, Cap’n Crazy is NOT Strom, you can tell by this: Cap’n Crazy is so illiterate he sticks to 1 or 2 sentences at the most, while Strom actually completes a thought coherently (however madly). Also Cap’n Crazy has issues with America for some odd reason and that is his second bashing.

    His REAL NAME is Gerard Vandenburg and he used it many many long long months ago going way back, when I first started coming here. And I could always tell when he switched over to this “Captain” crap that it was still the same “person” because he says “folks” a lot too.

    I picture him as a fat balding sweaty half naked masturbating illiterate dunce with what teeth he does have left are quite yellowed and covered in the dog food he steals from his neighbor’s front porch. He lives in England, and somehow considers himself superior to Americans and hates everything about us, but yet he trolls an “American” gossip site. Go figure.

    He craves big black dick but he realizes he can never get one because of his nasty appearance and so he verbally rants against the very thing he loves out of jealous desperation. He used to have cats, but even they have left him because they could no longer stand the stench of his body odor.

    He doesn’t wear shoes anymore because his long thick wood-like yellow fungus-nails curl around his callused crumbling toes in curlicues and are so thick they can’t be cut. He has thick wads of blubbery flesh ringing his neck, with so many old layers of stale flesh and dirt in the deep creases that he could literally pull it out in clumps if he tried to, but he won’t make the effort.

    He must sleep sitting up because the blubber crushes his breathing, and he always sleeps with his tiny uncircumcised and piss reeking penis in his hand in case he dreams of big black dick in the night and becomes aroused in his sleep. He pretends to hate gays and blacks because he is so self loathing, but too low IQ to realise it or figure out a way to commit suicide, so he just continues to masturbate and swallow EVERYTHING he can get into his meaty fists while he does the slow burn.

    Sleep fitfully Cap’n Crazy/Gerard Vandenburg, and may you be raped by a giant very black cock real soon!

  13. that’s a true nigga for ya..baby making and no respect for women

  14. See some earlier pics of Olivia and you see how her breasts have grown. Like Halle, did she have a boyfriend loan her a few $$$ for implants?

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