ON MARCH 20 THE JERSEY SHORE KIDS WILL DISAPPEAR

Just maybe, MTV has a surprise up their sleeve for the Jersey Shore cast. The crew has been told to be prepared to start shooting the new season on March 20, according to Radar Online, and they are expected to have their passports, blood tests, and background checks attended to. Again, there will be no internet, TV, or cell phones permitted. Rumors that MTV has a house ready in Miami for their occupancy have been rampant, but when you think about it, that’s not a logical choice. The Jersey Shore cast is SO familiar to everyone in America that they would be treated like celebrities. What makes them interesting is a peek into their ordinary lives. So they HAVE to leave the country. A foreign environment could be the catalyst for some hilarious unexpected “situations.” It’s going to be quite a challenge to keep their location a secret.

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11 thoughts on “ON MARCH 20 THE JERSEY SHORE KIDS WILL DISAPPEAR

  1. That headline was deceiving. I was ready to jump for joy.

  2. It is hilarious watching Snooki the mis-shapen dwarf trying to look sexy.

  3. I vote for a season shot in the Bermuda Triangle.

    Hey, I can dream… can’t I?

  4. they need to be shipped to Italy where they will immediately be disowned by real Italians 🙂

  5. I got excited there for a minute, thought they were cancelling the trashiest show on TV.

  6. a pretty smart action for americans to quite this SHAM.
    THE YOUTH IN GENERAL LOOK AT THESE PERSONS & COPY THEIR BEHAVIOUR?

    (the bankruptcy of GM wasn’t enough?)

  7. I vote for a new season in Iran or Saudi Arabia. That would go over will with those nuts in the middle east.

  8. I too vote for the Burmuda Triangle or Iran or Iraq. Anywhere that would guarantee that these brain-dead losers would NOT RETURN!

  9. I’m with Lenny Above – Send ’em to Israel. Middle East is where they belong.

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