P DIDDY ISN’T ACCUSTOMED TO GETTING SICK

P Diddy arrived in London last week to promote his album “Last Train to Paris” and he was feeling under the weather. According to the UK Mirror, he called in no less than 10 doctors for consultation and it was decided he had the flu. Diddy insists he was worried because he’s “only been sick twice in his life.” After a few days of resting in his hotel he announced that he’s planning a free concert for fans next week. He’s also trying to figure out how he can arrange to have lunch with the Queen. Lotsa luck, Diddy.

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15 thoughts on “P DIDDY ISN’T ACCUSTOMED TO GETTING SICK

  1. Plenty of people are accustomed to getting sick of the sight of P Diddlysquat.

  2. He must be hallucinating if he thinks the queen will be meeting him.

  3. Puffy’s ho’s have the classy look, ghetto hoops and all. Wasn’t long ago that J Lo was right there among them.

  4. Arranging lunch with the Queen, huh? More evidence of his ginormous ego.

  5. Wonder what he does when he gets a hang nail or worse yet a hemoroid????

    Poor P Diddy!

  6. Wow strom u were light! I expected and accept alot more from u. I am very disappointed.

  7. Denise, I’m betting his “ego” is the only thing on him that is ginormous, because it certainly isn’t his IQ or his beauty, but of course, as spinner notes, he is famously a mouth breather so his mouth is ginormous… note: the two “females” are mouth breathers too (they couldn’t close their lips over those horse teeth if someone held a gun to their heads). And I might even stand within a mile of Uncle Asshole on this one and say that perhaps his hemorrhoids may be quite large too from an overactive habit of “Diddyling”…

    And yes, strom, the ghetto hoops large enough to be elephant bracelets, and the other chick with the chandeliers stolen from a chicken & waffles joint are THE go-to of classy jewelry style, aren’t they? Wouldn’t you just DIIIIE to be able to have looks like any one of these three lovelies?

  8. Not much comment is necessary…this picture like the one with Nicki M and Chris Jones show what is looked up to by the people least able to do so. The picture with Morgan Freeman and his wife/grandaughter grinning like a beaver also days much.

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