PAPARAZZI BEWARE: KIRSTIE ALLEY IS LOOKING FOR BLOOD!
Kirstie Alley has declared WAR on the paparazzi that she claims are staked out in front of her house day and night. (All this, despite the fact that she’s busy drumming up publicity for her new series “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life.”) Kirstie hired a private investigator (a Scientologist, we presume) to get their license plates, and check into their backgrounds, hoping for dirt. She turned in one snapper to the police when it was discovered that he was a sex offender. Illegal immigrants, consider yourself warned!