PARAMOUNT IS KEEPING EVERYTHING ABOUT STAR TREK UNDER WRAPS

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Paramount has been cloaked in secrecy since the Star Trek prequal commenced filming. (Zachary Quinto, above, is playing the young Mr Spock) The movie is now being mysteriously referred to as “The Executive Project.” Studio tours have been rerouted to avoid the “Executive Project” soundstage. Every actor and crew member has signed confidentiality agreements and guards are posted outside every stage door. When actors walk from stage to dressing rooms they wear long black cloaks with hoods to completely cover their costumes. Golf carts are totally shrouded in black fabric with an opening for the drivers eyes. Winona Ryder was annoyed because she wasn’t allowed to go outside and smoke so they built a 10X10 black tent outside the soundstage where she can puff privately. Looks like early photos of this film with be worth major bucks.

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  1. They’re keepin’ it secret ’cause is gonna suck ass. There’s no possible way this can be any good.

  2. I can’t wait for Gerard to say this is a movie for fa**ots!

  3. Winona Ryder stunk up the “Alien” movie she was in so bad that I WAS EMBARRASSED FOR HER.
    I can’t believe the porducers of a sci-fi epic would let her within 100 miles of the Star Trek set.
    Although I imagine she works pretty cheap these days, what with being a CONVICTED FELON and all.

  4. Winona Ryder should ‘never work in this town again’. High profile shoplifting, smokes like a chimney, not a great actress. Geez, can’t they find someone without all this baggage.

  5. Relax, everybody.
    The producers have assured the other actors that Winona will be frisked each day by an on-set prison matron before she leaves.

  6. Anyone who is stupid enough to waste $12 bucks and 2 hours of their life on this “Tiny TOS” prequel garbage is no fan of Star Trek.
    Abrams and his crew of monkeys will no doubt put the final nail in the coffin for Star Trek.

  7. Scorned; I wondered what rock you crawled from under. Now that I have found you, please return to the rock you’ve been hiding under!
    You don’t know how this movie will turn out. Nobody can say at this point.

  8. It sounds like MN is nothing more than one of these “Sheepeople” that the studios just love. This movie sounds like a huge joke. If it is like his Superman script Trek is completely finished. But then again idiots like you will support anything. I have yet to see one post anywhere on WHY this movie sounds interesting and worth my time. So go blow it out your fat ass jackass!
    Boycott STXI:Tiny Toon TOS

  9. A prequel Trek movie?? WTF! I thought fans had enough of that crap after the failure of “Enterprise”. Another chance at trying to be Star Wars? I didn’t realize that Nimoy was that big of a sell out.

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