PARIS HILTON AND BENJI MADDEN WANT US TO THINK THEY'RE ENGAGED, AND WE HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THEY'RE DATING

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We can’t help but laugh at the latest rumor about publicitymongers Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. They’re currently in Europe where Paris is touring with her so-called boyfriend Benji’s band Good Charlotte and drumming up press for themselves. Apparently there weren’t enough flashbulbs at their last gig so SOMEONE planted the rumor that Paris and Benji got engaged. Naturally, the europress got very excited, looking for a ring. How Paris and Benji keep a straight face through all this is a mystery.

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Posted by hoodlum on April 10, 2008

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  1. By Anonymous
    On April 10, 2008 at

    And try as I might, I just cannot give a s*hit about this syphilitic shopping machine and her love life.

  2. By The Warden
    On April 10, 2008 at

    Just think if the press had any sense of decency and just IGNORED these two pieces of shiat, what good it would do for the world! Iraqis would stop killing each other, Osama would give himself up, Global climate change would cease, gas prices would come back down, and Bill Clinton would fess up to raping Juanita Broaddrick and others.
    One can dream…

  3. By Gabriel
    On April 10, 2008 at

    Not to worry…..these two moral-less fornicators will meet their Waterloo someday and maybe soon. It has to happen in the grand scheme of things: the Lord will not forever hold back His wrath toward the unrepentant and godless.

  4. By pasta la vista
    On April 10, 2008 at

    These two do not have a soul. They are pitiful in the fact that they cannot even see what they are: LOST.

  5. By Jelly Bean
    On April 10, 2008 at

    They need to be tested for STD, etc. Even the prostitues in whore houses in Nevada get tested. These 2 are bound to be diseased in some form or fashion. They are animals. No, sorry, animals have more morals.

  6. By Anonymous
    On April 10, 2008 at

    Paris has to realise we do not care about her anymore. She was intriguing 2-5 years ago now she’s just yesterday’s menu.

  7. By gerard Vandenberg
    On April 10, 2008 at

    Believe me folks when I say:
    * THIS IS ALL A PARIS-GAME!!
    She will share attention with NOBODY!!

  8. By Conan O'Seacrest
    On April 10, 2008 at

    Paris is trying to bring attention to this horrible failing band of losers ‘Good Charlotte’. The amont of disease she has spread around the planet does not go unnoticed. They don’t call her ‘Hollywood Ebola’ for nothing.

  9. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2008 at

    Remeber their Africa trip…while others donate generous amounts of monies Paris signed autographs…this is what it’s all about for them…..disgusting…

  10. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2008 at

    He seemed very committed to her when she fell flat on her face in Prague and he stepped in the middle of her back trying to get out of the door first.

  11. By Shelby
    On April 11, 2008 at

    The Madden twins are not the most high class human beans on earth. So this is a perfect (though temporary) match made in the dark underbelly world of H-wood.

  12. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2008 at

    He always wanted a personal ATM.
    And now he’s got one.

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