PARIS HILTON AND HER RIGHT HAND MAN

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We cannot pass up the opportunity to comment on Paris Hilton and the most important man in her life – her publicist/driver Elliot Mintz. Elliot, an expert on denials, is spending so much time with Paris that he’s starting to look like her – note the hair color. All he needs now are blue contact lenses. Oh, and don’t overlook the fact that they are DRESSING ALIKE too!

13 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 26, 2007 at

   She’s so FAKE.

2. By sunseeds777
   On March 26, 2007 at

   Professional liers, interesting.
   All that guy is doing is making her life worse. It’s like she’s living in denial and life is so great.
   She’s all smiles now, wonder what she’s going to look like in about 10-20 years from now when that cute little girl image wears off and she starts to look like a wore our whore.

3. By Anonymous
   On March 26, 2007 at

   I see he has leather seats in his car. They are much easier to sanitize after she has ridden in it than cloth seats that trap irritating germs and odors.

4. By Anonymous
   On March 26, 2007 at

   Paris has so aged this past year. She looks so much like her mom now.

5. By joe francis
   On March 26, 2007 at

   paris must pay him alot of money. He could work for many other famous people who don’t have as much dirt to cover up and lie about. Look what has come out about our herpes infested slut-the STDs, coke, pot, about a thousand sex tapes, the racism…….imagine all of the dirty awful things she has done that HAVEN’T come out in public yet!

6. By stavros niarchos
   On March 26, 2007 at

   You all are right. She looks so old and hard, like a streetwalker. She really looks rough, especially for someone who can afford every beauty treatment available.

7. By Anonymous
   On March 27, 2007 at

   Some people will do anything for a buck.

8. By Anonymous
   On March 27, 2007 at

   Why does she need a publicist? What worthwhile thing has she ever done that deserves publicity?

9. By Anonymous
   On March 27, 2007 at

   The man’s a pimp.

10. By Shasta
    On March 27, 2007 at

    HA! They are wearing the same pattern. Too precious. Paris is an infested cunt.

11. By Anonymous
    On March 27, 2007 at

    First, you have this one all wrong. That is not her driver or assistnat but her pet monkey, Elliott. He says and does whatever she tells him to.
    In other news, Paris is a skank.

12. By Anonymous
    On March 28, 2007 at

    that guy is doing his job, “protecting” his client and keeping his client’s name in the papers.
    What I want to know is why the media, including this blog accommodate this young woman’s life goal?
    We know she isn’t an heiress although she is born to a family name.
    We know she has no talent and we know she isn’t a nice or interesting person.
    So why do you insist on promoting this woman in spite of the fact she has no career?

13. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2007 at

    elliot should get a medal for the job he’s doing. hopefully he’ll get a 90 day vacation soon. And yes paris is beginning to look like dragged-out pathetic hag.

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