PARIS HILTON AND HER RIGHT HAND MAN

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We cannot pass up the opportunity to comment on Paris Hilton and the most important man in her life – her publicist/driver Elliot Mintz. Elliot, an expert on denials, is spending so much time with Paris that he’s starting to look like her – note the hair color. All he needs now are blue contact lenses. Oh, and don’t overlook the fact that they are DRESSING ALIKE too!

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13 thoughts on “PARIS HILTON AND HER RIGHT HAND MAN

  1. Professional liers, interesting.
    All that guy is doing is making her life worse. It’s like she’s living in denial and life is so great.
    She’s all smiles now, wonder what she’s going to look like in about 10-20 years from now when that cute little girl image wears off and she starts to look like a wore our whore.

  2. I see he has leather seats in his car. They are much easier to sanitize after she has ridden in it than cloth seats that trap irritating germs and odors.

  3. Paris has so aged this past year. She looks so much like her mom now.

  4. paris must pay him alot of money. He could work for many other famous people who don’t have as much dirt to cover up and lie about. Look what has come out about our herpes infested slut-the STDs, coke, pot, about a thousand sex tapes, the racism…….imagine all of the dirty awful things she has done that HAVEN’T come out in public yet!

  5. You all are right. She looks so old and hard, like a streetwalker. She really looks rough, especially for someone who can afford every beauty treatment available.

  6. Why does she need a publicist? What worthwhile thing has she ever done that deserves publicity?

  7. HA! They are wearing the same pattern. Too precious. Paris is an infested cunt.

  8. First, you have this one all wrong. That is not her driver or assistnat but her pet monkey, Elliott. He says and does whatever she tells him to.
    In other news, Paris is a skank.

  9. that guy is doing his job, “protecting” his client and keeping his client’s name in the papers.
    What I want to know is why the media, including this blog accommodate this young woman’s life goal?
    We know she isn’t an heiress although she is born to a family name.
    We know she has no talent and we know she isn’t a nice or interesting person.
    So why do you insist on promoting this woman in spite of the fact she has no career?

  10. elliot should get a medal for the job he’s doing. hopefully he’ll get a 90 day vacation soon. And yes paris is beginning to look like dragged-out pathetic hag.

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