PARIS HILTON: COVER GIRL AND LYSOL TO THE RESCUE

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Paris Hilton had a pink emergency on her way to the Bravo A-List Awards at LA’s Orpheum theater last week. She and her boyfriend rushed into the CVS pharmacy in Hollywood because she forgot to bring her pink makeup to match her pink outfit. Paris grabbed Cover Girl pink blush, face powder and pink Blistex – she got a “two for the price of one” discount because her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a CVS card. While they were standing in line to pay, a homeless guy staggered in with pee running down his leg. Clerks hustled him out and sprayed Lysol in the air to kill the odor. Paris ducked to avoid the spray and ran for the door with her make up.

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Posted by Janet on April 6, 2009

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  1. By Generation X
    On April 6, 2009 at

    She needs a disinfectant spray for herself, for certain bodily places that are sure to be germ and bacteria laden. And hurry, before the rest of GollyWeird is infected.

  2. By PoopieStriker
    On April 6, 2009 at

    Horribly fitting dress. And he looks startled or something. Blech!

  3. By anonymous
    On April 6, 2009 at

    The only thing that would make this story better is if the CVS “customer” had saved his piss for Paris’ dress.

  4. By frank
    On April 6, 2009 at

    “…and ran for the door…” And I’ll bet with those size ’99’ feet she was movin’ pretty fast…

  5. By Anonymous
    On April 6, 2009 at

    Paris has freakishly large feet and hands. She does her best to cobver them up. Its a sad state that a person is able to generate the amount of publicity and money based on her lack of talent & personality.

  6. By Dieter
    On April 6, 2009 at

    Janet, why are you blogging about Paris Hilton? In the ‘About Janet’ section you claim you will not do this. Please….no more stories about this filthy diseased woman.

  7. By Anonymous
    On April 7, 2009 at

    Ick! Someone donate a pair of suspenders to hold up that awful dress.

  8. By Anonymous
    On April 7, 2009 at

    This story doesn’t sound realistic.

  9. By parisfan
    On April 7, 2009 at

    I love Paris! Everybody always watch her to
    see the lastest fashion style. People also
    love to gossip about her boyfriends because
    she is a star and we love it.
    She is fun and beautiful.

  10. By Anonymous
    On April 7, 2009 at

    Did Paris even PAY for her makeup or did she just duck on out and shoplift them?

  11. By Bambi
    On April 7, 2009 at

    Hope her top falls down.

  12. By Anonymous
    On April 7, 2009 at

    As they say… “ONLY in Hollywood..”

  13. By Anonymous
    On April 7, 2009 at

    That dress is wearing her. Yikes.

  14. By Donatella Dominici
    On April 7, 2009 at

    Whene’er thou dost feel depressed or overwhelmed with life, thou shouldst just looketh at this ridiculous woman in this ridiculous dress and laugheth and laugheth and laugheth. Oh, and the size 10 shoes shouldst keep the laughter going.

  15. By Lenny
    On April 8, 2009 at

    A generation of no-talent sluts who do porn movies and become famous for showing up at parties. This why this country is in trouble.

  16. By anonymous
    On April 8, 2009 at

    Paris look like a ‘whore’. She is no star in Hollywood. That all she does is party, party, and party. And she does wear these same sparkle silver shoes all the time.

  17. By Anonymous
    On April 8, 2009 at

    Paris believes (according to her own statements on the record) that she is the “iconic blonde” of her time — in the mold of Marilyn or Diana. Which would be sad if it weren’t so damn funny!

  18. By Anonymous
    On April 8, 2009 at

    Paris is wearing the latest creation from that hot, new, up-and-coming designer Helen Keller.

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