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Paris Hilton had a pink emergency on her way to the Bravo A-List Awards at LA’s Orpheum theater last week. She and her boyfriend rushed into the CVS pharmacy in Hollywood because she forgot to bring her pink makeup to match her pink outfit. Paris grabbed Cover Girl pink blush, face powder and pink Blistex – she got a “two for the price of one” discount because her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a CVS card. While they were standing in line to pay, a homeless guy staggered in with pee running down his leg. Clerks hustled him out and sprayed Lysol in the air to kill the odor. Paris ducked to avoid the spray and ran for the door with her make up.
She needs a disinfectant spray for herself, for certain bodily places that are sure to be germ and bacteria laden. And hurry, before the rest of GollyWeird is infected.
Horribly fitting dress. And he looks startled or something. Blech!
The only thing that would make this story better is if the CVS “customer” had saved his piss for Paris’ dress.
“…and ran for the door…” And I’ll bet with those size ’99’ feet she was movin’ pretty fast…
Paris has freakishly large feet and hands. She does her best to cobver them up. Its a sad state that a person is able to generate the amount of publicity and money based on her lack of talent & personality.
Janet, why are you blogging about Paris Hilton? In the ‘About Janet’ section you claim you will not do this. Please….no more stories about this filthy diseased woman.
Ick! Someone donate a pair of suspenders to hold up that awful dress.
This story doesn’t sound realistic.
I love Paris! Everybody always watch her to
see the lastest fashion style. People also
love to gossip about her boyfriends because
she is a star and we love it.
She is fun and beautiful.
Did Paris even PAY for her makeup or did she just duck on out and shoplift them?
Hope her top falls down.
As they say… “ONLY in Hollywood..”
That dress is wearing her. Yikes.
Whene’er thou dost feel depressed or overwhelmed with life, thou shouldst just looketh at this ridiculous woman in this ridiculous dress and laugheth and laugheth and laugheth. Oh, and the size 10 shoes shouldst keep the laughter going.
A generation of no-talent sluts who do porn movies and become famous for showing up at parties. This why this country is in trouble.
Paris look like a ‘whore’. She is no star in Hollywood. That all she does is party, party, and party. And she does wear these same sparkle silver shoes all the time.
Paris believes (according to her own statements on the record) that she is the “iconic blonde” of her time — in the mold of Marilyn or Diana. Which would be sad if it weren’t so damn funny!
Paris is wearing the latest creation from that hot, new, up-and-coming designer Helen Keller.