PARIS HILTON: LET ME IN!

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It’s after 2 AM, Mr and Mrs Hilton– do you know where your daughter is? We found her! Paris is beating on the back door of Greenblatt’s Deli on Sunset Blvd. Either she wants to use the restroom or she’s dying for a turkey sandwich. Either way, she’s out of luck – they refused to open up for her.

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17 thoughts on “PARIS HILTON: LET ME IN!

  1. GOOD, CLOSED MEANS CLOSED…THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL
    PARIS ? THINK AGAIN……

  2. I know, I loved oprah until I heard about her self importance with the HERMES people. I hate how these stars beg to be treated like everyone else but if they were they would die. is a sanwich or some jewerly during a stores off hours really that important? si vous plait. I would love to treat paris like a regular person, she would have the shock of her life.

  3. Why didn’t she just go to the Waffle House, it’s open 24 hours and she could sit up there and watch the guy flip the pouched eggs and darken the toast.
    Maybe even have a cup of joe while she’s out and about at 2am. If the Pap follower her in there, they’d have to order something as I would imagine they’d get hungrey looking at that menu as well.

  4. But ideally before she heads out , she should call the Waffle House and pre-order, thus when she gets there the camera guys can take their photos and go inside and get a bite to eat as well.
    Wonder what she looks like wolfing down some pouched eggs (sunnyside up), hash browns and some lightly buttered toast. I usually bust open those eggs and then sop up the yellow yoke with my bread, talk about good!!
    I wonder if Paris Hilton might like to do an ad for them. But, nothing like the Hardees commerical. Hmmm.

  5. Poached eggs! Sunseeds, “poached!”
    Illiterate moron.

  6. This article would be a helluva lot more convincing if they actually showed Paris knocking on the door, verse just standing next to it.
    With it being dark out, his photo would show her hand and arm movements as a blur of motion.
    I thought these photographer guys were good, but where’s those action photos of someone in the act ?

  7. Ok, ok, sunny side up…
    Course what do you want an omelet with green peppers, onions and cheese melted inside.

  8. Think I’ll go to Dairy Queen and get me one of those Brownie Earthquakes…

  9. You have a Dairy Queen in YOUR trailer park Sunseeds?!
    High end!
    How bout one of those Fudge Brownie {Packer} Delights?!

  10. Uh, Paris, just cause you are always open for business doesn’t mean everyone is. And don’t you think that they have heard about all of your racism against the Jews?
    Duh!

  11. I would open the door to her either. Isn’t it the rule in Paris’s world that the help enter through the back door?

  12. Honey Hermes is different. If you have someone like Oprah who has the potential to make your stores profits totally in the black on one shopping trip alone, you would want to open the damn doors and with a quickness. Paris Hilton isn’t going to drop six figures in a deli. And no one in a deli is getting a commission.

  13. SHE IS SO SKANKY I WOULDN’T TOUCH HER WITH A TEN FOOT POLE ALL THE MEN AND GIRLS SHE’S BEEN UGH’ THAT’S WHY THEY WON’T ANSWER THE DOOR SHE CARRIES A LOT OF GERMS

  14. she can not ever stay home what a girl someday it’ll catch up yo her and she will be truly sorry boys will be gone too cause they know whay she’s like they have no respect for her

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