PARIS HILTON TRIES TO MAXIMIZE HER SLEEPING TIME

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We love this photo of Paris Hilton nodding in the back seat of a taxi as it pulls up to her house at 5 AM this morning. She just returned from partying at the Sunset Tower Hotel. (She must have been desperate for a ride – those cabs are pretty smelly, especially in the summer.) We just heard the funniest story about her. Paris often calls makeup artists to do house calls. It seems more than one makeup person in this town now refuses to work for Paris because she expected them to do her makeup while she was STILL SLEEPING! True story. They were told to apply her foundation, blush, and lips while she was still flat on her back. Eventually she dragged herself out of bed to have her eyes done. SOME makeup artists objected. Guess that’s what happens when you stay out so late.

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23 thoughts on “PARIS HILTON TRIES TO MAXIMIZE HER SLEEPING TIME

  1. Yeah – and she’s never done illegal drugs, either. What a pompous famous-for-nothing slut. Guess that’s why she didn’t have any friends left that offered to drive her home. Too funny!

  2. She’s on drugs! She did some coke and is coming down from it! She is a liar! She also likes to do special “k” while she has sex!

  3. Out of Adderall??? Sleepin’ to help the jones’

  4. Out of Adderall??? Sleepin’ to help the jones’

  5. Out of Adderall??? Sleepin’ to help the jones’

  6. Janet will you ever STOP writing about this skank?

  7. Coming down from coke?
    Hope you don’t find out the hard way…but it don’t look like that! No smiles involved.

  8. Coming down from coke?
    Hope you don’t find out the hard way, but it don’t look like that…no smiles involved.
    This girl’s on acid! Fear & Loathing in Hollywood.

  9. Janet, how do you know L.A. taxis get smelling during the summer? Could it be you are the one stinking them up?

  10. Looks like she’s pretending to sleep. Most people don’t while while snoozing.

  11. It sounds like she at least pays her makeup artists — isn’t that a suprise?

  12. Paris Hilton need to grow up and start taking responsibility she is a Hilton Her parents created a multi billion dollar dynasty, and she disrespects all that is the American Dream. I am a member of the US Army injured in the line of duty, I gave Freedom as so many of us do and for what for insecure rebellious little brats like her that can’t even get up so other people can put on her make up, and then she abuses them, Can you imagine the publicity she would get if she stepped up to the plate and acted like a real person, she should be proud of what she has, people die everyday for the freedom she spits on Send Paris Hilton to Boot Camp!

  13. Her parents didn’t build any dynasty, it was her great-grandfather. Her parents just live off the results, as does little Paris. None of them is in touch with the real world or wants to be.
    NO MORE PARIS STORIES!!!!!!

  14. I dont like her but this is BS, I heard the exact same story only it was Linsaye Lohan as the sleeper. So stupid to recycle stories like this.

  15. So much for a “changed person since her experience ion jail”? Out till 5:00am, asleep, ahem!

  16. So much for a “changed person since her experience ion jail”? Out till 5:00am, asleep, ahem!

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