PARIS LEFT HER DOOR OPEN AND TWO MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY ON THE DRESSER?

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We’re still puzzled by Paris Hilton’s burglary last night in which a robber got away with “two million dollars ” worth of jewelry. She lives in a private, gated community. Early reports are somewhat confused – some sources say the hooded intruder entered through an UNLOCKED door, another source says he forced open the front door. No alarm system? A security guard reported the crime at 5 AM (Paris wasn’t home, of course) – how HE knew about it remains to be seen. Paris had a huge party at this house earlier this week. Since she was burglarized in 2004, you’d think she’d have learned how to protect herself. Paris’ acquaintances are snarking that it might be an inside job with insurance motivation. We do know that if Paris hadn’t left her old neighborhood where paparazzi camped outside her home all night, it might not have been so easy to get away with a break-in.

19 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On December 19, 2008 at

   This is called insurance fraud.

2. By Anonymous
   On December 19, 2008 at

   And it’s an all-too-common way for assorted rich and worthless “heiresses” to correct a cashflow problem.

3. By Hilda
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Oh hell, there’s another sex tape cumming!

4. By We hate Reta
   On December 19, 2008 at

   That’s why one has Insurance. Look people you’re not safe in compton or private, gated communities.

5. By We hate Reta
   On December 19, 2008 at

   That’s why one has Insurance. Look people you’re not safe in compton or private, gated communities.

6. By We love Reta
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Look, everyone, it’s worth the insurance company shelling out the two million in all our interests. Otherwise she’s going to have to make another sex tape. Shudder.
   “We hate Reta” still not got the hang of the submit button thing. Sigh.

7. By choppy waters
   On December 19, 2008 at

   When will that mindless twit get paid back for all the filthy, underhanded things she has done and continues to do? And how has she escaped catching a disease from all her uh uh many activities. She is either really cunning or really stupid, or a combination of both.

8. By gerard Vandenberg
   On December 19, 2008 at

   The CELEBS even MAKE UP a murder for attention?

9. By Reta
   On December 19, 2008 at

   Yeah, but the REAL question is: did she leave her BRAIN on the dresser or the nightstand, and who’s going to give her a nickel for it?

10. By Anonymous
    On December 19, 2008 at

    Janet, why are you posting about Paris Hilton? You said you wouldn’t.
    Let me quote you ‘ I am as sick and tired as you are of fake Jennifer Aniston stories and Paris Hilton photos.’
    ‘Original stories are harder to come by than photos, believe me. Gossip can never be as absolutely accurate as news, but it’s WAY more entertaining.’
    ‘I don’t pick up stories from other websites.’
    Yeah right……

11. By poopsie
    On December 20, 2008 at

    She hasnt escaped without a disease. Thats why Michael K of dlisted dot com calls her “Wonky McValtrex”. If you want to read a good blog go to Michael D’s blog. He is so FUNNY

12. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    sounds like her new BFF is up to no good

13. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    It sounds suspicious, no one leaves 2 million worth of jewelry on the dresser, they’re usually kept in a safe. A mansion like that would have an alarm system and I don’t think she would be that stupid to leave her house unlocked.

14. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    Was this supposed to be her jewelry, or does it belong to her new duckface jewelry designer “boyfriend”?

15. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    OH PLEASE…SOMETHING SMELLS……

16. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    inside job

17. By Anonymous
    On December 20, 2008 at

    This fugly getting up there woman is such a stupid lowlife and whether or not it’s a ‘crooked job’…that’s her headache which i should say is empty head-ache!

18. By Anonymous
    On December 21, 2008 at

    Yes, like everyone else I too hated every mention of this vacant unpleasent talentless skank, but now I finally get her -
    1) She makes me feel great about life, especially about not having money or fame.
    2) I really appreciate all the proper stars. Even the ones I don’t like, I know see that they at least have a talent to speak of.
    Most importantly -
    3) She’s a brilliant practical joke, one that we’re all in on! Only she is unaware of how despised and pathetic she is, wafting around like Norma Desmond in her own little world convnced she is a star. We should all just play along in the worlds biggest practical joke.

19. By Anonymous
    On December 21, 2008 at

    It’s worth a cent on everyone’s policies just to make sure she never makes another “Hottie and the Nottie”! I felt dirty just reading the review.

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