PAULA ABDUL IS GETTING IN SHAPE FOR SOMETHING

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Paula Abdul went to Church this week – but not to pray for a job on “The X-Factor.” Actually, Church is the name of an LA clothing store and Paula showed up for a party looking model-thin. We think it’s close to a sure thing that Simon Cowell will make Paula a judge on “The X-Factor.” And it makes us wonder if Paula’s dramatically publicized departure from “American Idol” (she WAS remarkably composed) was all part of a master plan.

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15 thoughts on “PAULA ABDUL IS GETTING IN SHAPE FOR SOMETHING

  1. She looks way too thin, and is probably too crazy now and anorexic. I really really hope she stays off that new show. I don’t want to see her again, I’m sick to death of her crazyness and rambling nonsensical speech. I don’t want her on ANY shows that I watch. She needs therapy and not another gig on a show!!

  2. Everything these days is spin, PR, a publicity stunt. We have moved beyond the 15 minutes of fame phase, and are now in a world of fame simulation, where the celeb world is lowered to the the lowest common denominator, and where the regular joe lives as if he is prepping to sell a reality show treatment. How much more demented can this all get?

  3. ^^^^Oh, it will get much more demented….when ellen Degenerate finally goes on A.I. Will she bring Portia with her? Will Portia be jealous of her much time away from her? Will another “L” make a play for ellen? And, it’s obvious ellen was hired to lure in the lesbo/faggot community to watch it. Once more, America continues to fall morally and spiritually.

  4. She looks hideous, like she hasn’t eaten a thing in months. It’s aged her tremendously, look at that face.

  5. OMG!!!! It’s PRINCE’S long-lost twin! I KNEW she was out there somewhere!

  6. I agree, looks like a fake picture. The real question is why Paula got a pass for so long on AI for screwing a contestant, Black Corey Clark, while she was a judge. The lack of judgement should have had her kicked off immediately.

  7. Reta, I agree with alot of your stuff, but this one I don’t. She’s is comic relief. I love when she’s slurring her words and lying at the same time telling people she doesn’t drink or take drugs.

  8. Oh Mama San talk about speaking about the land of the free! Get off your hating box you freak – imagine if you said that Randy Jackson was there for the blacks or Kara DioGuardi was there to recruit more italian viewers! Behave you idiot. America will only fall while dicks like you have these neanderthal views.

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  10. A faked picture but Paula is said to have enjoyed her tryst with BLACK Corey Clark so much that she now has another BLACK boyfriend! The local yids must but pulling out their beards!

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