PERT PAULA ABDUL STARTS HER NEW JOB ON X FACTOR

Paula Abdul is in fighting shape to start her new TV career as a judge on “X Factor” (Above left.) She’s looking very svelte and her arms are particularly slim. We heard she had some laser treatments called Titan on her skin, including her arms, to tighten it up and apparently it worked. She looks better than ever.

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  1. this is a bit sad for her.
    ….THIS WILL BE HE LAST JOB, folks.

  2. I can’t stand her and couldn’t take her nonsense craziness on Idol. Too bad Simon is bringing her ass along on this new show. She’s going to spoil it for me, that’s for sure. Her ditzy loony drunk/stoned/stupid act is just old and was too much the first time around. it’s been great not having to hear or look at her for a while, except for her brief flop of a show in between which I knew was a dud when I saw the first one.

    Her arms look rediculous and for her age I see she sTILL hasn’t learned how to dress to flatter her figure. She is in DESPERATE need of a fab stylist STAT! The sleeves on the dress on the left with those chicken bone arms sticking out looks horrible! Has someone blinded her as well? A three year old could see this dress looks awful on her.

  3. I think her arms are toned from bracing her body weight over the toilet from her self induced vomiting. She must have really given Simon great bj’s to have re-hired her. The dingleberry hanging from my arse hair has more talent than she does.

  4. I actually think she looks too thin. She looks more attractive in the photo on the right.

  5. She had lipo on her arms to remove fat, and maybe Titan afterward to improve skin tone.

  6. She should have spent the money on psychiatric help, I think she is crazy.

  7. Early Mae West on the right.

    Recent double-arm-transplant patient on the left?

    (Looks like she’s still geting used to them.)

  8. And it looks like at least part of her brow was lifted—and possibly grafted onto some other needy recipient.

  9. Looks like she had way more than That done !

    Her breast implants look like they’ve been replaced by smaller ones and definitely work done on her face.

    She looks good, but alot more than Arm Tightening went on here !!

  10. Oh, yeah. See what you mean about the implants.

    With her old set—during her heyday on that talent show—she used to like to hike them up WAY HIGH…

    like Mouseketeer Ears. 🙂

  11. I am just not a fan of hers. She is such a hateful little diva (remember her reality show?) Poor thing is looney like Charlie Sheen.

    I don’t know if it is drugs/alchohol or mental disorder but it seems like something is wrong with her.

  12. Remember when she was (briefly) married to Emilio Estevez?

    Maybe she married the wrong brother.

  13. Contrary to popular opinion, I think she looks amazing!!

    Simon Cowell is not a dumb man and obviously feels Paula can help make the show a success. Therefore, I believe in Cowell’s choice and vision.

  14. She lookw good but as she gets older she looks more jewish each day. It is amazing how jews all end up looking alike toward the end.

    Paula should have been fired from AI for screwing BLACK Corey Clark as she was a judge…instead major lies were told but BLACK Corey described her blow jobs and her vagina and told the truth.

  15. strom, you moron asshole, I’m going to ask you ONE MORE TIME: what in THE HELL does her race or Corey’s race have to do with ANYTHING? I personally can’t STAND Paula, but it is because of her ditsy actions, not her race. You need serious help man. Really. You are one fucked up individual when there in not ONE person or subject discussed here where you don’t shove race down our throats. Please note: NOT ONE OTHER PERSON MADE NOTE OF RACE IN THEIR COMMENTS ABOVE. Try to grow up and stop being such a hateful bag of shit for a change, will you?

    By the way, ANYBODY can describe a blow job or a vagina, that is not proof that you had them with THAT particular person. Are you so dim-witted that you can’t figure that out? You’re as stupid then as the teenaged Corey who tried to pull a con for money by embarressing Paula and Idol. It’s called EXTORTION you moron, are you THAT damn stupid that you believe that story? What a fuckwad you are. By the way, I’m betting YOU’ve never been on the receiving end of a blow job. Even if someone wanted to TRY, they have to get out their magnifying glass and tweezers first to try to find it! That’s why you’re so obscessed with black dicks, isn’t it? Just admit it already!

  16. Muffin: No, Cowell is NOT a dumb man, but I think he remembers all the drama surrounding Paula’s antics and the press it brought her and her then show, Idol. He smartly snapped her up for his new show, maybe to have people tune in out of curiosity, waiting to watch her implode. It’s obvious to anyone who has ever seen her interviewed or heard her talk off the top of her head, that she’s VACANT in there and something is dreadfully wrong. I do admit I missed Simon’s eye-rolling looks at her after she left Idol. He was in on the joke like the rest of us, and cared about her like a broken-winged baby bird.

    By the way, did you ever happen to catch the short-lived reality show of hers? Can’t remember the title but man, was she majorly NUTS in that thing?!!! Bursting into tears over the slightest thing and in general never making any sense, but what else is new?
    So, now, she’s apparently desperate to look young and thin too. Yippee! A crazy anorexic!

  17. We have one poster on JC who needs serious mental help and it is not me. The personal attacks against posters should not be tolerated. There is noting I said about Paula that is not factual or has been published many times.

  18. Even though the muslim chick fucked the black guy corey, Strom was there to suck up Corey black juices that was mingled with Paula’s muslim sweet nectar running out of her box.

  19. strom, you idiot, that “story” Corey told to try to extort money from either Paula or Idol WAS investigated and found FALSE (meaning NOT TRUE) or didn’t you read that part? Or do you just tend to ignore that which doesn’t suit your disgusting racist hatred?

    Note that that child/man Corey went on to further crime after his failed attempt to extort on a flimsy and disgusting childish idea that he probably thought would give him instant fame and fortune. He has NO career now and is nothing more than a criminal.

    So, how do YOU, strom, have the shrunken balls to blurt out this anomaly of Idol and Paula’s past as being “fact” simply because you might have read it in some ragmag way back when when the stupid kid first tried to extort money from her? But then I kinda wonder, since you apparently believe everything the tabs put out, do you believe green aliens are impregnating earthlings too?

    Do you live waaaay out in the woods in a windowless shed and regularly mount your ol hunting mutt just because he’s there?

  20. Reta. The bum ” Strom” is allowed to rant because JANET IS A RACIST. For YEARS she allows HIM under his various handles to rant racist bullshit but she deleted a link I had posted on the Gwen and Gavin thread.

    JANET SHAME ON YOU FOR SUPPORTING RACISM. SHAME!

  21. The trouble with Paula is she doesn’t know if she is a Jew or Muslim.

  22. Paula is very much a jew in her mind.

    Nut cases are ranting but everything I have said is documented.

    Black Corey described the nights with Paula and her body and the limo ride to her place was documented. The truth is she went so low as to go for black meat when she could do much better. Others here cant do any better.

  23. strom is right. A.I. must have paid Corey off. He described the inside of her house and other things that nailed both of them dead to rights. It was an affair alright, as it has been documented that Paula has had a whale of a time even getting a date and she was probably desperate for a man. She would be great on Desperate Housewives. lol

  24. The photo is faked a bit and her body and especially her ankles are not so slim.

    It takes a stooge like the poster Reta to make claims that little Paula was so innocent of screwing BLACK Corey and others like J Lo had not previously scred BLACKS in order to gain fame. Nothing could be of such low class and she should have had her ass dropkicked back to Israel immediately from that incident.

  25. you people are disgusting! And i agree,sme of the post are racist….typical americans,why are so angry,vile, jealous and bitter.good grief,i pity evry1 of you. And i actually thnks she looks amazing and beautiful!! Good on you,paula. Dont let the haters get you down.mwah.

  26. Casonia Logenberry... People on Hells kitchen on Hells kitchen by not cooking it right from the start and this fools can look at the cook books all day long and gather a better understanding on the food! Right. Learn Fools Learn everything.So you can stay says:

    Paula Abdul is amazing and strong and has over come massive change in her life and career and concern..She has massive passion for life and she has a Big sweet kind Heart and she is a wonderful lady on so many level and I love all her music! She is funny and Nice and makes people Happy all over the world.

  27. Paula is looking much more jewish as she gets older. These photos look like they have been altered but she could easily fit in well at a JDL fund raiser. A very large rumor was that she had a distinct odor which just wouldnt go away. Any updates on this?

  28. Have there been any further updates on the Paula vs. BLACK Corey Clark encounter? The story was true but so quickly hushed up and Paula looked directly into the camera and LIED….did it do her in on AI?

  29. Any more updates on Paula and fallout from the BLACK Corey Clark encounter? Isnt Corey back in the slammer again and showing all the bush shots of Paula he took?

  30. Seems another meltdown occured. Was BLACK Corey Clark on the show again?

  31. Any more updates on Paula and fallout from the BLACK Corey Clark encounter?

    Isnt Corey back in the slammer again and showing all the bush shots of Paula he took?

  32. Have there been any further updates on the Paula vs. BLACK Corey Clark encounter?

    The story was true but so quickly hushed up and Paula looked directly into the camera and LIED….did it do her in on AI?

  33. Any more updates on Paula and fallout from the BLACK Corey Clark encounter?

    Isnt Corey back in the slammer again and showing all the bush shots of Paula he took?

    As she gets older she looks more jewish each day. It is amazing how jews all end up looking alike toward the end.

  34. Any more updates on Paula and fallout from the BLACK Corey Clark encounter?

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