PHIL SPECTOR: KISS THAT HAIR GOODBYE!
We learned something important today – thanks to Paris Hilton. In the past, all toupees and wiglets and fake hair was confiscated -along with personal items like jewelry -by prison officials when prisoners checked in. Guys like Michael Milken and that Menendez brother who killed his parents were VERY unhappy because they had to surrender their fake hair. And the horrifying prospect of parting with his wig has Phil Spector shaking in his Beatle boots. It takes a stylist with acetone and pliers to remove extensions so the prison guards don’t want to mess with them. Of course, extensions wouldn’t help Spector, they’re only practical for a short stay in prison because eventually they fall out and there’s no one to replace them. Paris may exit the correctional facility looking ragged, but she will have hair.