PHIL SPECTOR: KISS THAT HAIR GOODBYE!

We learned something important today – thanks to Paris Hilton. In the past, all toupees and wiglets and fake hair was confiscated -along with personal items like jewelry -by prison officials when prisoners checked in. Guys like Michael Milken and that Menendez brother who killed his parents were VERY unhappy because they had to surrender their fake hair. And the horrifying prospect of parting with his wig has Phil Spector shaking in his Beatle boots. It takes a stylist with acetone and pliers to remove extensions so the prison guards don’t want to mess with them. Of course, extensions wouldn’t help Spector, they’re only practical for a short stay in prison because eventually they fall out and there’s no one to replace them. Paris may exit the correctional facility looking ragged, but she will have hair.

6 Comments so far

1. By Tom
   On June 5, 2007 at

   WTF cares. If he killed her….he will suffer far worse….a liftime of ass reaming.

2. By Anonymous
   On June 6, 2007 at

   what the heck is on his head anyway? a natural hair wig?
   i must have missed out-did this nut job finally get convicted of her murder?
   as for ass reaming. he prob likes it on the DL.

3. By Bev
   On June 6, 2007 at

   Is it just me.But doesnt he look like ellen now?

4. By Anonymous
   On June 6, 2007 at

   Do you have to bring Paris into every story? We’re sick of her! Nobody cares!

5. By perezRamada
   On June 6, 2007 at

   HAHAHAHAHAHA HE LOOKS LIKE JANET CHARLTON…ONLY YOUNGER

6. By Anonymous
   On June 6, 2007 at

   For accuracy’s sake, it was the MENENDEZ brothers, Lyle and Erik, and they were NOT twins. Lyle was the follically challenged older brother.

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