We have to admit we were taken aback by singer Nicki Minaj’s appearance at the MTV Movie Awards. She has a pretty face, but has surgically altered her frame to such an extreme that she looks like a cartoon. The impossible round hips, (one thing most women DON’T want) absurdly huge bottom, and oversized breasts that can only be clad in stretchy fabrics, are actually shocking. Even more surprising is Nicky’s desire to become an actress. She certainly wouldn’t have a lot or roles to choose from, but fortunately her favorite director is Tim Burton and of all people, HE might find a part for her.


Posted by Janet on June 7, 2011

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  1. By Muffin Top!!
    On June 7, 2011 at

    I really don’t think she has had plastic surgery and personally I find her to look proportionally apropriate. If she had small tits, it would be too much hips and ass. She could stand to shed a few lbs, but her proportions should stay the same.

  2. By Strom
    On June 7, 2011 at

    One ugly ghetto black. She may be the role model for the men of the race but she shows her lack of intelligence each day for $$$$$. A black Ga Ga it seems.

    Send her wide ass to Nigeria where she would be in demand. When she gets older she will be wider than Aretha.

  3. By Chicagoland
    On June 7, 2011 at

    Little known fact: She was the sole survivor in a tragic cruise liner sinking.

  4. By Hello
    On June 7, 2011 at

    Wow!!! Chicagoland!!! Great info

  5. By Palermo
    On June 7, 2011 at

    Janet, where have you been, big butts are in now. The flat pancake white girl butts are history.

  6. By The American
    On June 7, 2011 at

    she knows what men want:

    ………….that was all.

  7. By Chicagoland
    On June 7, 2011 at

    It’s all true, Hello!

    Nicki had to keep afloat for three weeks before she was finally rescued. 😉

  8. By Nicola
    On June 8, 2011 at

    @Muffin Top,

    Are you serious? No plastic surgery. Kindly google pictures or video of Nicki. Nose, hips, backside, and she JUST enlarged her breasts again in the past month.

  9. By Denise
    On June 8, 2011 at

    Well this flat butt white girl thinks that plastic surgery to widen one’s hips should land you in the mental ward of the nearest hospital.

    Tim Burton would be able to forego special effects with this girl in one of his films.

  10. By dee cee
    On June 8, 2011 at

    Whatever men want she must abuse her body shape to please it? Then she is a sex slave and on show all the time, weighing too much for her frame, even with weight loss, she will have stretched skin and need a lot of plastic surgery to somehow hide it, think of scarred and chewed up Tara Reed.. How about comfort and ease in normal daily living.. plumped up curvy girls sound like distressed cows pulling themselves out of the mud when they have to stoop, bend fast, stand on the balls of their feet, move with flexibility for a long while.. She struggles a bit more to avoid hurt react quickly when in danger. Dreads the heat, she is wearing a wig and tight clothes.., the I am dying from heat stroke, and feel bloated misery. These over curved women look bad in everything they wear and their hips, back and feet hurt all the time.

  11. By Hello
    On June 8, 2011 at

    So kloe, Kim kardishan has that problem? Marylin monroe had that problem. Halle berry has that problem. Vannessa del rio certainly had a problem. Amber rose has that problem, Anna Nicole had that problem. Oh wait Mae west certainly had issues. Not every guy want to mate with a chick that looks like a boy that has No breast, hips or ass. that’s why women put in breast. Who wants to kiss a chicken or turkey that’s why women are plumping up their lips. An beautiful shaped ass, heart shape glass beats out a flat board chick ass hands down.

  12. By diva
    On June 8, 2011 at

    Yes she has had lot’s of plastic surgery. All you have to do is LOOK at her!
    Sole survivor in a tragic cruise liner, NOT.
    Look it up

  13. By Kait
    On June 8, 2011 at

    She is hardly the first surgical cartoon in Hollyweird.

  14. By Strom
    On June 8, 2011 at

    She is a black surgical clown who will only be able to do ghetto rap and please ghetto rappers and women. She is a joke and Obama should condem the image to the black race…..Nicki at 50,,hahhaha Nicki at 60 hahahahaha so wide so wide!

  15. By Walt Cliff
    On June 8, 2011 at

    I don’t see anything wrong with her build. That sexy figure will get her lots of attention.

  16. By Patrick
    On June 8, 2011 at

    I didn’t know the women’s can now build their own ass?!
    Can the women’s deconstruct their own ass as well?
    Reta! Pay attention! Ass deconstruction!

  17. By karma
    On June 8, 2011 at

    Janet and Strom – you are both one in the same skin.

    And, Janet, you sound jealous of this kid with a voluptuous ethnic body.
    I wonder, how YOU really look, these days.

  18. By Strom
    On June 8, 2011 at

    hahahahahh she is a freak from the black circus show….a very scary trash mouth who should be in Nigeria where they like bush meat!

  19. By Muffin Top!!
    On June 8, 2011 at

    Okay Nicola, I give you the Boobs, they are probably fake, but the ass and hips…is all hers. It is called weight gain, boob job and liposuction!!

  20. By Strom
    On June 8, 2011 at

    Show a side profile of her and you see that huge washtub booty. Maybe not even fake…just gross. The only man who can pull those big cheeks apart is Black Puffy Combs, who often pulled J Lo’s apart when going for her willing yaa-hole!

    Nicki’s hooters are as fake as Whitney Houston’s purchased ones. Ass may well be her own and her ghetto mouth is all hers!

  21. By Bluejay
    On June 9, 2011 at

    The lower half looks normal; the upper half, her boobs are up to her shoulders.

  22. By nadiahoney
    On October 2, 2012 at

    Ok, gotta respond to the Lady Gaga rude comment bc it is patently WRONG. Google the founder of Facebook and Lady Gaga and what they have in common; she was so well-spoken in an interview I saw (at least compared to the Madonna and Britney Spears interviews) that I looked into her IQ and past, and it turns out that she was essentially a child genius, who, along with the founder of Facebook, was selected for a program in a NY area school that required that you have demonstrated intelligence far beyond your years. Pretty darn impressive, and confirmed what I suspected from that interview. Gotta respect her for her intelligence if nothing else. Secondly, I love big hips but do NOT find that Nikki girl at all hot, bc she is so annoying and desperate for attention. Yuck. Give me natural any day over her (and I know a girl who naturally has that body and doesn’t even appreciate it!)

  23. By nadiahoney
    On October 2, 2012 at

    oh and one more thing: Marilyn Monroe wore padded dresses and had stuff sewn into many clothes she wore. I thought this was known by now. She also was becoming thinner towards the end because the body type becoming the style at that point was far thinner and junkie-looking to me, to be honest. And she was trying to conform to them, unfortunately. But she did wear padding and get nose and breast and chin surgery, and that’s a fact. Still love her way more than this boring Nikki woman who isn’t even talented to boot!

  24. By strom
    On November 16, 2012 at

    This is the look of success to the BLACK race!

    Show a side profile of her and you see that huge washtub booty. The only man who can pull those big cheeks apart is Black Puffy Combs, who often pulled J Lo’s apart when going for her willing yaa-hole!

    Nicki’s hooters are as fake as Whitney Houston’s purchased ones were. Her ghetto mouth is all hers!

  25. By test
    On December 18, 2012 at

    This is a test. Her breasts are nice tho!

  26. By cindy
    On January 25, 2013 at

    Of course she’s had plastic surgery on her butt. If you look at any one of her music videos at the seemingly mandatory part where she has her arse out you’ll see that it does not move at all when she shakes it, the same with her thighs. They do not move!

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    On January 25, 2013 at

    Ghetto trash

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