PLASTIC SURGERY UPDATE: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS FIRST WITH THE FACIAL HAIR TRANSPLANT

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It looks like Michael Jackson was a pioneer in a peculiar form of plastic surgery and now it’s caught on with all kinds of men! We’re talking about beard transplants! When he was younger and dreamed of looking like Diana Ross, Michael had electrolysis on his face to remove whiskers. Later in life, he yearned for that George Clooney “five o’clock shadow” and he actually had hair transplanted to his face. We were both shocked and revolted, but now the surgery has caught on among guys who want to fill in gaps and create designer stubble. Page Six says it’s all the rage among Brooklyn hipsters these days. Can beard weaves be far behind?

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11 thoughts on “PLASTIC SURGERY UPDATE: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS FIRST WITH THE FACIAL HAIR TRANSPLANT

  1. Mishmash I’m still laughing! Where did that hair come from? Anyone?

  2. Just seeing that pix creeps me out. Paraphrasing Barbara Bush: like a cat turd, it’s better left covered.

    If I never heard of or seen him ever again, I’d be a happy camper.

  3. Kim K, take note. Your future nose. Pimp Granny’s is almost at this stage now

  4. 1. This story is complete hogwash.
    2. The ignorance in these comments is monumental.

  5. Are you all seriously that ignorant and dense? This is absurd. First of all…if he really would have gotten a facial hair transplant…it would have been shaped more like an actual 5oclock shadow…this is his natural growth which was patchy and a bit scattered…like many african american men have. He wouldn’t have gotten a beard transplant just to have it for such a short amount of time…

    That’s the same pattern that he had earlier in his life. THAT’s how his beard grew, you all are ridiculous.

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