PRINCE ALBERT IS NOT AS SMART AS HE LOOKS

Grace Kelly’s son Prince Albert of Monaco officially ended his extended playboy bachelorhood when he recently announced his upcoming marriage to pro swimmer Charlene Wittstock. It got us wondering – will his two illegitimate children be invited to be part of the wedding? His daughter Jazmin Grimaldi is 18, living in Palm Springs, and she’s an honor student about to enter Fordham University. Albert’s son Alexandre Coste is 6, and he and his mother moved from Togo, West Africa, to Paris. Albert spends millions supporting both mothers and children in style. AND the kids will be heirs to Albert’s 1 billion dollar personal fortune. The great mystery is – why isn’t a PRINCE smart enough to use birth control? Celebrities like George Clooney and John Mayer have been womanizing for YEARS without accidental pregnancies! It certainly brings Albert’s common sense into question.

Posted by Janet on June 27, 2010

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  1. By Malario
    On June 27, 2010 at

    Janet,

    There is a reason why George Looney doesn’t have any kids. He can’t get his boyfriend pregnant during A N A L S E X.

  2. By Malario
    On June 27, 2010 at

    Janet,

    When was the last time you had a kawk inside of you?

  3. By Sally
    On June 27, 2010 at

    In what way does he look smart? I don’t know much about him and just reading Janet’s short blurb screams MESS. George doesn’t want kids and has said it repeatedly during many interviews. He probably got fixed a long time ago. And John Mayer not procreating is a gift to people.

  4. By Persi
    On June 27, 2010 at

    I too think Clooney is gay. Maybe Mayer too. And the Prince just wants to spread his seed. At least he’s supporting his kids.

  5. By SebastianCanada
    On June 27, 2010 at

    This is going to infuriate Reta, but the Prince is Gay Gay Gay, and all this stuff is just a smokescreen. Albert is the perfect example of a gay man ending up outing himself by going way overboard in the beard department. Anyone who believes in this PR BS, call me, I have a slightly used bridge to sell ya.

  6. By Reta
    On June 27, 2010 at

    Why in the HELL would I give a shit if someone, anyone is gay? You have me all wrong. What actually DOES bother me is why or how anybody else who hasn’t actually had sex themselves with this person can proclaim to KNOW their sexality. It just insn’t possible. you can surmise all you want but it doesn’t make it so. AND (I think) you come off looking the complete ass for even going there to begin with, because , what in the sceme of things, does it really matter? Can you answer me THAT? Bet not!

  7. By Reta
    On June 27, 2010 at

    Also, I agree, he doesn’t “look smart”…whatever that is, he doesn’t look it. AND he sure didn’t get his mothers beauty or his fathers thick dark full head of hair. Looks like he got screwed on all counts except the wallet.

  8. By Sally
    On June 27, 2010 at

    LOL Reta beauty is only a light switch away. It’s that money that’s helping him get “screwed”

  9. By Sally
    On June 27, 2010 at

    I, too, don’t understand why people put so much emphasis on a person’s sexual preference. Who cares? It’s just sex. It’s just an orgasm. Different strokes for different folks. I don’t get why people are pressured to “come out” and I don’t get why people zero in on certain celebrities’ sexuality. I don’t see anybody looking at a gay guy and thinking “he’s really hetero.”

  10. By Kylie
    On June 28, 2010 at

    Clooeny and Mayer are FAGS….duh Janet!!

  11. By carlotta
    On June 28, 2010 at

    No birth control method is 100% effective except abstinence.

    On the other hand, maybe those women loved him but didn’t want to deal with being part of the public circus that is the life of a royal person.

  12. By Bettye Bluejay
    On June 28, 2010 at

    He wanted an heir and a spare, required of royalty.

  13. By Shelly
    On June 28, 2010 at

    Persi:
    Albie didn’t even admit that his 18 year old daugher was his till Gavin De Becker(the security specialist to US government)threatened him in exposing Albies business practises.Gavin is a friend of a friend to Jazmin’s Mother who took him to court when Jazmin was 6 months.So 4 years ago Albie admits that he is the Father and hires Gavin’s company to be her security detail.
    In the case of his son Alex too many people were privy to Albie putting Alex and his Mother up at his Villa in France.His many visits there with photos of Albie and Alex doing things together as though they were parent and child.
    So why deny his daughter was it sexism or the fact that the rumours are true?Their have been reports that he felt smothered by his mother and that he maybe Oleg’s son maybe that’s why his hair went prematurly bald.So much baggage in the “House of Grimaldi”but Charlene will fit right in she has quite a few suggestive nude photos floating around.No one in their right mind better compare her to Grace his daughter might be some day.
    As for Albies bussiness practices he has been at work to clean them up.As for Tamara and her Daughter Jazmin it’s nice to have friends like Gavin.

  14. By Indy
    On June 28, 2010 at

    Prince Assbert, Clooney, Mayer, Cruise, Travolta = AC/DC. All they need is a warm body when the occasion arises, like any port in a storm.

  15. By captain america
    On June 28, 2010 at

    psssssssssssst: KEEP IT QUIET PLEASE!!

  16. By SebastianCanada
    On June 28, 2010 at

    Reta, I do not care if someone is gay – I support gay rights, gay marriage, etc. I do not support gays being closeted, just as I do not support people of colour who can pass pretending to be white. We will not see acceptance if people are ashamed of who they are. And when people have all the money is the world, and need not fear losing their livelihood to discrimination, or being victims of hate crimes, they really need to be honest about who they are. AND, when these people engage in a charade, and expect all the “little people” with real world problems to support it, it is disgusting. I am not saying that someone like Albert should appear in drag, and wear a button indicating if he is a top or bottom, but I do not think he should put on such a big show about being straight. He could just stay out of the public eye, and stop the overt pretense. Don’t you think such charades are an insult to, say, poor gay men living in small towns or working-class neighborhoods, who face peril every day of their lives?

  17. By SebastianCanada
    On June 28, 2010 at

    BTW folks, the laws regarding succession to the throne were changed in the last decade, so that daughters, or daughter’s children could succeed. This is a big step, particularly since it had to be done with the approval of France (there is an old agreement regarding succession and the independence of the principality of Monaco). Why was this done if Albert is straight as an arrow, and capable of siring children? Couldn’t he just find a suitable wife and produce some children with her? He could then go on and have all the affairs he wished. And why should either of Albert’s sisters or one of their children take the throne when neither sister is above reproach, or married particularly well? It is all a farce.

  18. By Sally
    On June 28, 2010 at

    SebastianCanada, I get what you’re saying, but the wealthy have an image to maintain. Especially royalty. I don’t think they’re accepting of homosexuality. I’m not saying Albert is gay, I don’t know much about him.

  19. By Sally
    On June 28, 2010 at

    P.S. I just don’t understand why a person has to come out?

    I’ve worked with this guy for a while and we all know he’s gay. He didn’t need to announce it. Having to announce it is like looking for approval. Why bother? It’s not like I had to “come out” and say I was straight.

  20. By twix
    On June 28, 2010 at

    so albert is having kids to prove his maniless to the masses?

    i peg clooney as bi, with a stronger leaning towards men.

  21. By Indy
    On June 28, 2010 at

    A million trillion protests cannot change what the Bible says about homosexuality. It’s that old adage “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”. When that Great Day comes, I’ll be looking down from heaven and thinking…..I tried to warn you.

  22. By Sally
    On June 28, 2010 at

    A million trillion posts being judgemental cannot change what the bible says about GOD being the only person who can judge. So by pointing fingers and judging people are eluding they’re GOD. Mind your own business and worry about your own redemption.

  23. By Malario
    On June 28, 2010 at

    It is obvious that Janet is a paid hack for some of these gay stars to help them with their faux heterosexual persona.

  24. By Reta
    On June 28, 2010 at

    Sally, thank you! I can’t understand why so many people on here make it a daily practice to give a shit about anybody else’s sex practices. It’s beyond me why it would even enter their minds! As you so succintly put it, we don’t have to go around outing ourselves as “straight”, so why should anyone who is “gay”? What anyone does in bed is just none of our business, period, unless we are invited to join.

    As for Sebastions comment about people trying to “hide” their race or sexuality”… again, who cares? Why should that bother YOU?
    I feel bad for the Jackson family because they don’t embrace their race, and hack their noses up and bleach their skin, and wear “white people” hair. It doesn’t make me mad, it makes me sad, because they are missing out on their heritage by turning their backs on who they really are by trying to turn themselves into white people. And I really don’t buy it that gays are trying to fool people into thinking they are straight. It’s such a stupid concept. Why does ANYONE have to look at another person and decide what kind of sexual relations another person is having? See how stupid that sounds?

  25. By SebastianCanada
    On June 28, 2010 at

    Reta, I notice you did not choose to respond to my comment about poor gay men. Also, I did not say explicitly that gay people should come out. What I have said explicitly is I do not approve of gay men making such pathetic overt attempts to seem straight (and, as several post-ers have pointed out, it looks so ridiculous anyway). What I see with a lot of these suspected gay male celebs is akin to someone of color who could pass for white passing and trying to re enforce his passing by making racist jokes. BTW, I do not know for sure if Albert is gay. However, my initial point was that his whole “playboy” life just seems too fabricated, too phony.

  26. By Indy
    On June 29, 2010 at

    You will see when it is time for you to see, but then it may be too late.

  27. By Just So You Know
    On June 29, 2010 at

    Shut up hack!^^^

  28. By SebastianCanada
    On June 29, 2010 at

    Indy, you thump the bible so hard I am surprised you don’t knock yourself out.

  29. By Indy
    On June 30, 2010 at

    To: Seb-Can. Well you know that may be true. But maybe some of these words will help you in your walk with the Lord.

  30. By Hattie
    On August 10, 2010 at

    Why, lady set your self up as being a knowledgeable journalist or whatever without getting info straight. Alexandre was born in Paris and his mother came to Paris at 17. She is 39 now, can you count?

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