PRINCE IS WITHHOLDING SEX FROM HIS AUDIENCE

Prince is in Europe and he’s performing, above, at a club in Cannes, France. He seems to be experimenting with a new look in hair – we’re thinking he’ll either get a Rihanna cut or brush up some Twilight hair. (Little known fact: Prince usually does his OWN hair) Did you know he RARELY, if ever, sings his sexiest songs from the 80’s and 90’s any more since he became an active Jehovah’s Witness? Prince even has a library in his house full of religious literature where he reads the bible for hours. We may have heard “Little Red Corvette” live for the last time.

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  1. the microphone is also in use as a PUBLIC dildo borrowed by his FAGGOT-FRIENDS and for pracising BLOWJOBS!!

  2. Prince has just replaced his old obsession – sex – with a new one – religion. He is no longer even on the radar for most serious pop music fans. He should climb down from his stilletoes for the last time, and spend the rest of his life with his beloved bible.

  3. Prince converts to the Jehovah’s Witnesses not good for him or for the fans.
    Look,it gets to the point where you cannot protect every “belief system” the Jehovah’s Witnesses are run by the Watchtower society which is a cruel oppressive cult in every way.
    The Jehovah’s Witnesses has instilled all kinds of nonsense in his head.Why do our celebrities get mixed up in theses apocalyptic cults?

  4. In which neighborhood does Prince knock on doors?

  5. “Prince” and “sex” in the same sentence. Ew. I know there are people who go wild over him, but for me he was always just… icky.

  6. Janet, this man was relevant back in 1984. Today, not so much. LMAO!

  7. Prince – Jehovah’s Witnesses

    Madonna – Kabbalah

    Some of the Michael Jackson family – Islam

    Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley, John Revolting, Juliette Lewis, Priscilla and Lisa Presley – Scientology

    All brain-dead morons, but just wait until J-Day, Oh, Lordy, wouldn’t want to be them.

  8. can you imagine opening your front door with Prince standing there wanting to talk about God? I can only imagine the expression on the faces. Not that everyone would know who he is. Does he get all glammed up to do his witnessing? Purple cape, white guitar, platform shoes…awesome sauce!

  9. Julia Roberts pratices Hindu, The Beatles started it with Transcendental Meditiation. Celebs have alway thought they know more than the rest of us.

  10. Bluejay, Prince owns a house in an exclusive Toronto neighbourhood, and at one time was known to knock on doors there. Can you imagine?

    If that happened to me, I would be forever waiting for Madonna to turn up selling Girl Scout cookies.

  11. Canada, thanks for the tip. Prince must have houses in several cities, even the city I live in. So, if a black guy in purple cape, blazing belt buckle, and hot-rollered hair knocks, I’ll be sure to open the door.

  12. Clementine, I’m still rotflmao. To picture prince knocking on doors holding copies of the WatchTower and dressed in purple is just too hilarious.

  13. Prince reminds me a little of Cat Stevens, turning his back on his greatest work for “religion”.

  14. It’s called “insanity”. Like I often tell people, I like my brain just fine the way it is, and no one is going to “get” mine! There IS no “judgement day”, you’ve all been brainwashed since birth in whatever religion you believe or follow, just because these ones are not YOURS doesn’t make them any more or less crazy than yours. They are ALL crazy if the believe in afterlives, heaven or hell, beings in the clouds, hell and damnation, being punished for “sins” or praying. My boyfriend is the most religious person I have ever met and yet in the last few months he has had open heart surgery, goat, arthritis, diabetis and problems with his sight. Dude prays all the time. Doesn’t seem to be working now, does it? I don’t pray for anything, even when I was dying several times, never uttered a word and yet bounced right back due to what? DOCTORS and excellent modern health tecnologies. THAT my dears, is MY religion. You all are doing nothing but wasting your precious time on earth with all the praying, worrying, bible thumping and book readings of these various religions who ALL think they are THE ONE and the rest are wrong. HOW colossally stupid and what a huge waste of time!

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