PULL OVER! RUSSELL BRAND IS BEHIND THE WHEEL!

Russell Brand’s bride Katy Perry has finally put her foot down and insisted he learn how to drive. Katy has had to do all the driving until now – so it makes sense that she talked reluctant Russell into taking driving lessons at the ripe age of 35. After all, she gave him a Range Rover as a Christmas gift last year and he’s never been able to use it. It’s a sure sign that the couple plans to live in Los Angeles where you can’t do anything without a car.

Posted by Janet on November 23, 2010

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  1. By SebastianCanada
    On November 23, 2010 at

    That car looks a tight fit, but is well worked and has plenty of room inside…just like Katy’s vagina.

  2. By Meg
    On November 23, 2010 at

    How classy of you Sebastian.

  3. By Indy
    On November 24, 2010 at

    Someone needs a Sunday School lesson.

  4. By Bettye Bluejay
    On November 24, 2010 at

    How will Russell be able to see the road accurately with those goofy eyes?

  5. By SebastianCanada
    On November 24, 2010 at

    Meg, get over it. Much worse is probably coming down the pike.

  6. By Sal Mineo's Zipper Squirrel
    On November 24, 2010 at

    Can’t stand him. Just saw him on Larry King and he was practically rabid and rolling his awful eyes like they were infested with bedbugs or something. He looks like he never washes his gross stringy hair. I can’t for the life of me understand how the cute Katy finds him attractive enough to marry his ass.
    By the way, I haven’t heard anything about her being whorish as in so many of the young “celebrities” of today. She is certainly far above the rest of them in that way, and at least she did marry the guy she was engaged to once and didn’t get engaged to half of Hollywood first…as in the beyond whorish Paris Hilton and every male in Tinsletown.

  7. By Indy
    On November 24, 2010 at

    Russell was on Rachael Ray Monday, Nov. 22. It took him about 5 minutes to get the chubby little cook totally flustered. She was trying to show how to cook some kind of soup and he kept interrupting over and over and you could see RR was getting nervous. Plus, he looked dirty and unkempt. The audience did not laugh at his attempt at jokes. Bet Ms.Ray never has him again.

  8. By Denise
    On November 24, 2010 at

    He has the reputation of being quite a ladies man, so there must be something about him that we’re missing.

  9. By Muffin
    On November 24, 2010 at

    Ewww. Katy Perry can do so much better!!

    For Russel’s sake(or maybe more importantly for Katy’s sake) I hope the old saying doesn’t apply: A man’s car is an extention of his penis. Hhem while were on the topic…What was that conversation we had “SebastianCanada” a while ago about your car?? Just wonderin’

  10. By SebastianCanada
    On November 24, 2010 at

    LOL! Muffin Top made a funny! An Albertan with a sense of humor! WTF???

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