RACHEL UCHITEL: HIGHEST PAID CELEBRITY REHAB PATIENT OF ALL TIME

Party girl Rachel Uchitel struck GOLD the day she met Tiger Woods. If it weren’t for their affair, she wouldn’t have banked a million dollars for keeping her mouth shut, and she wouldn’t have become a household name. Her fame brought her another opportunity: Celebrity Rehab offered her a million dollars to appear on the show and she didn’t even have an addiction. It’s the most they’ve ever paid ANYONE to appear, and they had to conjure up a “love addiction.” THAT’S why she returned after walking out of rehab for a day. AND she ended up with a private room. A million dollars for three weeks! Janice Dickinson is gonna be furious when she hears about this.

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  1. Without the Ray Bans she is one fugly Yid! Amazing that Tiger was so stupid to pay her off no matter what she knew but I suppose that was pocketchange for him.

    To think that she would be a radio dj with that screachy NY accent is such a joke. Her name is the same as Monica Lewinski and her legacy will be about = to Monica.

  2. I watched CR and she really is not that nice looking. She has a nice body, not sure if it’s all real or not. It was interesting to watch all of the guys on the show fawn all over her. Especially Jeremy London. It is actually quite sad that RU will be forever know as the person who brought down Tiger Woods…..and his family. She really should be ashamed of herself!!

    I’m not sure if anyone has noticed, but Tiger’s choice in woman is not that great, cept for his beautiful wife of course.

  3. I am still kind of shocked about all the things that have gone down regarding the Tiger saga. I guess extreme fame and riches got the best of him. If Elin is still moping over it all, she should consider herself a very rich, still young and attractive catch. Only thing is….will she ever trust a man again, or even know they like her for herself or for her million$.

  4. Her parents and career counselor must be so proud. Party whore Rachel Uchitel made her living with her heels high above her head with a married father of two. She seems so proud of it. I can’t help but find that terribly sad. She is famous for having sex with a married celebrity. She got money so that makes her a high priced hooker.

  5. She was addicted/heavily reliant on pills, but not as deep as the other drug addict on the show.

  6. I don’t get at all her being the highest paid ever. She’s not even a performer. She WAS a pill addict and apparently had been since losing her fiance in the 911 tragedy. She said on the show she was on the phone with him when the plane hit and killed him. I don’t have great sympathy for her because she flaunts herself as a hooker-style fame seeker and knowingly screwing a famous married man after she lost HER man so tragically doesn’t make a bit of sense to me. Now she’s trying to get a Hollywood career out of the deal. I vote NO.

  7. I just threw up in my mouth, as I do every time this drag queen makes the news. She got millions from Tiger Woods. Isn’t that enough to make her go away? Why do these moron TV people think we want to see this gold digger? For lessons? No thanks.

  8. her only assignment was to bring the love for cocks & sperm home to the REHAB-center.

  9. Correection: Famous for having sex with a married Black celebrity! Now that will set all the jews in Miami off! See some of the pics of her in a bikini floating around…fake tits, major camel toe, and much need for cellulite attention.

  10. First there was Paris, then there was Kim, and now Rachel – all women who became famous/infamous and rich just for having sex. I honestly don’t get that.

  11. This type of woman used to be ashamed, now they all flaunt their whoreness. I agree though, only Tiger brought down Tiger.

  12. The RU bringing down Tiger was metaphorically speaking. I am not that naive to believe that a woman was responsible for the bust up of TW marriage. He is definitely the master of his own demise!!

  13. My wish is Tiger and Rachel get together one mo time, he tells her this is the last time they ummm get together. He goes to sleep; she cuts it off and sends it gift-wrapped to Elin. When his golf game goes completely under, he can join the choir as a high soprano. LOL

  14. Indy, I thought your vindictive imagination was disturbing enough, but this malevolent wrinkle is flat out shocking.

  15. Yes her life is Nasty and uncare of some one life and she is going to sleep with any one any time and any where and that is a good way of killing yourself completely off and Aids and other diseases with complete stranger is Yuck an gross and not having any respect for herself and I can see if there was like a total attraction of a man that grabs you and you want to bang him but this bitch will lay up with any one and that is a real whore and slut and if that made her happy then so be it..But for the big bucks why not play the game and just make people believe a lie and she seemed really freaky and know all the world is going to see her as a piece of ass and if she is doing this for the money then greed sets in and know when she meets a real man…!!!!!They are going to be just as nasty and twisted as her and that means she is going to get a pig who is willing to play in her pen.???

  16. Self absorbed jewess with major Kardashian plastic surgery….send her and CSL to Tulsa!

  17. The fish lipped yid (Rachel) is back in the news with a divorce after not much more than a year of marriage. The hubby better thank his stars that it is over but she will have her hooks in him for $$$$$.

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