“REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA AND JOE GORGA DON’T EXACTLY LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE


What a way to start the day! We visited The Realestalker and were greeted with photos of Melissa and Joe Gorga’s ostentatious house, which was just put up for sale. The Real Housewife of New Jersey is asking 3.8 million for the incredibly gaudy “European influenced” mcmansion. The place IS big – 13,500 sq ft, 6 bedrooms, 7 baths (and a recording studio) but not well thought out, and every surface seems to be gilded or marbled to the max. It’s enough to make an architect’s stomach turn. Speculation abounds that Melissa and Joe just MIGHT be moving to LA so she can pursue her “singing career.” They could be in for a big surprise when they realize they will have to pay around 3 times as much for a home like this in LA. Maybe Sylvester Stallone has a house he can sell them.

Photos via: The Realestalker

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19 thoughts on ““REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA AND JOE GORGA DON’T EXACTLY LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE

  1. Don’t know these people. I don’t watch the show. Isn’t Stallone’s house suppose to have a underlying “poo” smell (wink-wink)? (some of you will get this).

    Sorry. I know I am bad. lol

  2. This type of Italian gives us all a bad name. What kind of pose is that in the photo, is he holding onto her penis?

  3. True…shank trash that fits in well with ghetto BLACKS and chewing gum Italians…Tony Soprano had much more class.

    Looks like a place Mike Tyson or Whitney Houston would like.

    Isn’t it said that Melissa is a clit licker also?

  4. IMPOSTER please sit the fuck down!! White trash loser!

    I, the original RACIST CLOSET CASE
    is very JEALOUS of that wig wearing slut…wish my down low lover would put his hands on my crotch area!

    …….THATS ALL FOLKS

  5. LOL. I have no idea who these people are either (I don’t watch any of the “Housewives” shows), but look at the tan line which stops at the end of their very high hairlines. Apparently they couldn’t spring for the good spray tan.

  6. Tacky. Come to think of it, all of the NJ housewives homes are tacky. A case of, trying too hard to look rich, I suppose.

  7. pssst: even a wet fart “Receives” a dead-penalty at their home, folks!!

  8. Imposter!!!!!!!

    STOP STALKING ME

    I AM THE ONLY DOWN LOW CLOSET CASE ON THIS BOARD!!

    ….musky ANUS! THAT’S WHAT I LOVE!

    >>>>>>>PSSSSSST JUST THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY

    what?

    you all KNOW I am a CLOSET CASE

    geeze!

    anti gay is gay what else is new but….
    my trailer park don’t cotton to gays! So I come here for my homo-fix
    …THAT’S ALL, FOLKS!

  9. Poor little imposter…cross dressing and trying to be something it cant. Never mind…Obama still loves you….Hope & Change!

  10. Welll money can’t buy taste. I love the library without one book in it!

  11. This Beautiful people live High on the Hog and live like Kings and Queens and most Americans wish they can live the life this two are living and this place is so Big that 100 people can live there with plenty of room to boot.

  12. It seems to me this people are really good at what they do and really crave having massive amounts of money to live the life style they want and they both look amazing and seems like they are not stressing over much in life…I do wish them the best and hope everything turns out well for the both of them and it seems like they are really nice people!

  13. LOL Diva. I had to go back and look at the pictures of the library.

  14. Looks like a low-class whore house, or where the Kardashians aspire to live.

  15. They should’ve put Teresa’s cookbook in that library. This clit licker has a very odd hairline.

  16. I think people out there are always going to hate the rich and it because so many people out there can’t live that way or want what they can’t have and in real life…No matter how much you have and what you gain in life…You can’t take it with you but being rich is all about enjoying what you have and making the most of it.

  17. Nothing rich about these 2

    just shank trash that fits in well with

    ghetto BLACKS and chewing gum Italians…Tony Soprano had much more class.

    Looks like a place Mike Tyson or Whitney Houston would like.

    Isn’t it said that Melissa is a clit licker also?

  18. I just love the photo. He’s using his fat short fingers (that must match his fat short pud) to show he’s got a Gucci belt and Rolex. She’s flashing her big diamond (big to make up for his lack of length). And is he trying to grab her bird??? Whatever, she looks like a TV but he’s kinda hot (if you like em short and wide I guess).

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