REESE WITHERSPOON AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL: PREMATURE IN-LAW PROBLEMS?

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Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have gone beyond text messaging – they got cell phones with walkie talkie capability so they can locate each other instantly. But both of them have a few gripes about their “in-laws.” Reese tells pals that she’s crazy about Jake but she doesn’t think his influential sister Maggie is particularly fond of her. Jake tells his friends that he loves Reese and the kids but she’s always confiding in her mom and they rarely get time to themselves when her mother is around. Family problems aside, Reese and Jake are getting closer and closer every day.

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Posted by hoodlum on December 10, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On December 10, 2007 at

    Yes, very close.
    Why, they’re almost like sisters!
    LMAO!!!!
    Surely this post was meant to be sarcastic, right?
    Some genius thinks that putting these two bland made-for-minivan-america lumps together would be mutually beneficial.
    Wrong.
    Not unlike Mr, Cruise’s marriage, Jake’s association with Reese only makes him appear MORE gay.
    As for Reese, bearding for Jake just makes her seem spineless and pathetic.

  2. By Anon
    On December 10, 2007 at

    here we go again… who cares whose gay or bi or hetero or asexual… they’re ‘people’ folks, albeit, ones who are in the movies.

  3. By Anon
    On December 10, 2007 at

    here we go again… who cares whose gay or bi or hetero or asexual… they’re ‘people’ folks, albeit, ones who are in the movies.

  4. By Bev
    On December 10, 2007 at

    why on earth is he with the chin? He could do so much better.I cant find anything pretty about miss overhyped.Hes kinda sexy,but her? ewwwww.

  5. By Bev
    On December 10, 2007 at

    why on earth is he with the chin? He could do so much better.I cant find anything pretty about miss overhyped.Hes kinda sexy,but her? ewwwww.

  6. By babygreens
    On December 10, 2007 at

    This is a FAKE relationship constructed to make their lousy movie sell tickets overseas and in DVD sales since it bombed in U.S. box offices. What a sham!

  7. By gerard Vandenberg
    On December 10, 2007 at

    This reese-forkandspoon gives me goose-flesh just over my whole body. It really bothers me that this FAKY “actrice” is paid so much. To be honest: FOR WHAT!!
    O.K. now, she is the absolute number one in faking people!!

  8. By Martin T. Feinstein, Esq.
    On December 10, 2007 at

    Jake is BI. Reese has a strange-shaped, small, yet long, pointy chin. Jake is just plain wimpy looking. Reese is a control freak. Jake is much younger. Reese is a highly overpaid not great actress. Jake is a highly overpaid not great actor. Gosh, according to Hollyweird standards, these 2 belong together. So glad they found each other.

  9. By Anonymous
    On December 10, 2007 at

    She finally found a man who doesn’t mind being lojacked.
    He better get used to hanging around with her mom.

  10. By Anonymous
    On December 10, 2007 at

    Yes, Jake is “Bi,” if one takes into account the girlfriend he had back in sixth grade.
    Somewhere along the road to stardom, Reese opted for an ill-advised chin implant, which effectively ruined her facial proportions.
    Ironically, anytime she loses weight the bulbous/pointy look of her implant is magnified.
    Check out her early work; she was far more attractive before she had Tupperware sewn into her face.

  11. By Anonymous
    On December 10, 2007 at

    I am loving that Maggie is being made the villian in this ridiculous bit of publicity fluff, cause, yeah, she is a B*tch with a capital C-U.

  12. By gerard Vandenberg
    On December 10, 2007 at

    you two are promoted!!
    THE TWO MOST FAKING PERSONS IN “HOLLYWOOD”!!

  13. By SOUTHERN SKIES
    On December 10, 2007 at

    they are human beings just like you all so stop with the filth and if you can’t write anything nice DON’T.

  14. By gerard Vandenberg
    On December 10, 2007 at

    you two are promoted!!
    THE TWO MOST FAKING PERSONS IN “HOLLYWOOD”!!

  15. By gerard Vandenberg
    On December 10, 2007 at

    you two are promoted!!
    THE TWO MOST FAKING PERSONS IN “HOLLYWOOD”!!

  16. By Anonymous
    On December 10, 2007 at

    Keep your chin up, Reese!
    If it’s any consolation, Maggie hooked up with a gay man, too!

  17. By Anonymous
    On December 11, 2007 at

    Of course Maggie doesn’t like Reese! Reese is a better actress than Maggie. Maggie is jealous that her brother would take up with someone that makes her feel inferior.

  18. By Margot Channing
    On December 11, 2007 at

    Gerard, darling, you only need to press the”post” button once. This is not a scientific experiment where the monkey gets cocaine on the 25th hit of the button. Just press once dear,Thanks

  19. By Altoimage
    On December 11, 2007 at

    Jake is a pervy freak. So is his sister. She knows him well and wants to protect him.
    It is well known Jake likes guys, he likes to do it out in the open, in parking garages, on the beach,in parks or where ever, with strangers, or very famous ladies.. like on the plane with Reese.. for the thrill of getting caught. Kirsten Durst dumped him for his cheating and gay-perv urges even she couldn’t overcome that repulsed her and made her fear getting STD diseases.

  20. By Anonymous
    On December 11, 2007 at

    Jake’s gay pals are going to out him soon.

  21. By Great Houdini
    On December 11, 2007 at

    After the ‘newness’ of their ‘honeymoon’ wears off; after Reese learns more about his past unhealthy ‘romances’ and ‘gayness’; after her 2 kids start getting on his nerves…THEN THE IN-LAW PROBLEMS WILL INTERFERE STRONGLY AND TEAR THEM APART. IT USUALLY HAPPENS THIS WAY.

  22. By Margot Channing
    On December 11, 2007 at

    Hello >I’m Margot and I’m a Gyllenhallic. I admit it. I have no control.I need a tall, stiff drink of Jake right now.He is deelish.

  23. By Mystery of Nancy Drew
    On December 11, 2007 at

    7:53 PM said: Reese has a long, sharp-pointed chin, and there was I believe another comment about her chin, which you just can’t help but notice. Also, joining the Chin club: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Meredith Viera, Kristin Davis (KD was on Sex and the City). Sorry to get off subject; just felt like chin-dissing.

  24. By The Doctor is In
    On December 11, 2007 at

    There is no such thing as stated in article as “Family Problems Aside”.
    Sooner or later the probs will rear up, slowly but surely. Look at Julia Roberts, who has been struggling with family problems for many years; a lot of tension there. Even hot-shot movie stars can’t avoid the in-laws.

  25. By Mystery of Nancy Drew
    On December 11, 2007 at

    Mystery of Nancy Drew again: Add to that list: Ricki Lake and Rumer Willis. Finis

  26. By Coco
    On December 12, 2007 at

    WHO IS WRITING THIS BULLSHIT FICTION?

  27. By Anonymous
    On December 12, 2007 at

    Lots of insane people posting here. Most of you sound pathetic. Get your own lives and stop judging two actors you don’t even know. You only make yourselves sound really crazy.

  28. By Dudley Doright
    On December 12, 2007 at

    Anon of 8:56 AM: Sweet one, we don’t have a life. We live and breathe to behold the cavorting, strange, and illicit activities of movie ****s.
    We are utterly consumed with it and frankly can’t stop. Thank you, however, for your concern.

  29. By David Miscavage
    On December 12, 2007 at

    jake has been ‘outed’ janet. he is toothy tile. He is not involved with Reese. Jessica is not involved with Tony. This is fake also. to finish Paul is not dating Roseanna either. All of these stories are plants. Please

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