Rehab on the Road

Little Miss Rehab has figured a way to make sure her drug supply is never cut off – no matter where she goes. Her best friend/traveling companion is her drug dealer! Now she can have all the cocaine or whatever she needs all the time. Funny thing is – she “stole” her dealer buddy from another famous friend. These two girls steal boyfriends AND drug dealers!

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  1. well since lindsay lohan and paris both have dated the same brittish guy.I say its those 2 skanks

  2. Taking into account their stylist friend/dealer Rachel Zoe, I’m leaning more toward Paris and Nicole.
    Funny how the rumour about Nic’s return to rehab is red-hot this week.

  3. Lindsay Lohan…her rumoured lesbian friend is the dealer….

  4. I agree with the forth post, except one thing, that supposed friend is her EX-GIRLFRIEND. They were more than “just” friends and the reason that they broke up is that Samantha wanted more commitment than lindsy could give. Furthermore, Samanta wanted public recognition that they were together.

  5. I think that it is Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay steals everyone’s boyfriends and Nicole “stole” Joel Madden from Hilary Duff really quickly after their break up. Both ladies have been super close with Samantha Ronson in the past.

  6. Lindsay Lohan: Your acting career is going down the drain. You will be a nobody within a few years unless you turn it all around.
    Your Mom is a mess too.
    You risk losing it all.
    WAKE UP

  7. it is britney and her cousin.
    1) LITTLE MISS REHAB= big clue as the picture of Spears wearing the little miss sunshine tshirt was EVERYWHERE.
    2) the title: REHAB ON THE ROAD= Britney just took her show on the road
    3)famous friend whos assistant was ‘stolen’ = avril lavign, pictures surfaced on the net this week
    4) these girls just dont steal boyfriends= refers to Avrils current single
    I cant believe this blind item- this is crazy as many people say Ali is her cousin.

  8. Lohan and Patrick her friend and travelling companion, he is always lurking around

  9. Lohan and Patrick her friend and travelling companion, he is always lurking around

  10. Its linds and patrick. His other famous friend is hilary duff. Pics posted today at PITNB.

  11. i think this blind item is lindsay lohan.
    i read somewhere else today that allie may not really be britney’s “cousin” but really more of a personal assistant.

  12. Everyone is right! why can’t this be about several people? hee hee. People who do drugs and abuse alcohol do NOT love themselves- they are trying to fill the emptiness within and they NEVER find the one thing money and fame can’t buy- inner peace and happiness. Sadly, all these people mentioned are media puppets and have NO clue. It is a damn shame our American culture is so focused on externals. Let’s start celebrating real artists and writers who are three dimensional and have SUBSTANCE. These females aren’t worth discussing.

  13. courtney cox and jennifer maniston, they both dated that adam guy from some lame band and they both look like coke whores.

  14. It’s Lindsay…that is her new bald boyfriend that got her in that arrest situation and back into rehab.
    She has poor taste in men and friends. Goody for her.

  15. YES CALUM IS A DEALER.
    YES COURTNEY WAS INTO COKE (ISN’T ANYMORE)
    YES ANISTON IS A MAJOR COKEHEAD (MARRIAGE ENDDED AFTER BRAD STAGED AN INTERVENTION)
    YES BLOHAN IS STILL USING: BUT SHE GETS HER BLOW FROM S-RON AND JAZ HER BODYGUARD.
    AND *YES* POOTIE (PATRICK AUFDENCAMP) IS BLOHAN’S DEALER – HE CKECKED INTO REHAB SO HE COULD KEEP SUPPLYING HER (JAZ TRANSPORTS INTO THE FACILITY AND PATRICK HOLDS FOR HER).
    WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR.

  16. It’s Lindsay and Sam Ronson,the DJ/drug dealer…
    put 2 and 2 together fools…

  17. it’s lindsay L and Samantha Ronson is the dealer

  18. This is probably Lohan with Samantha Ronson as her dealer. I think Ronson used to be friends with Paris or something. Another possibility is Brandon Davis. I remember reading a blind item very obviously outing him as a drug dealer, who was apparently supplying Mischa when they were going out. So it could be them too.

  19. I felt it was Britney even before reading Mike Lohan’s post. Would add that
    5) “taking them everywhere” refers to that recent Mexican vacation.

  20. When are you gonna change this item? its been weeks already! Geesh.

  21. All of the above……….now move on to something else…let’s face fact’s it all so easily available to anyone……….

  22. Post a new Blind Item already, Janet! It’s been close to a month since you last posted! Sheeesh.

  23. for the love of christmas! get a new blind item posted Janet, PLEASE

  24. At first it seemed obvious-Lohan and Samantha Ronson, but Sam comes from a very wealthy NYC family and I doubt that she would take the risk of being a dealer. She doesn’t need the money.

  25. has to be lohan & richie as the friends but who did lohan steal hmmm

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