RINGO BEHEADED IN LIVERPOOL GARDEN
Notice something missing? Ringo, of course! This is a topiary sculpture of The Beatles featured near the train station in the industrial town of Liverpool where the fab four grew up. It took 18 painstaking months to grow these plants into Beatle form. Last week somebody chopped off Ringo’s head and his figure had to be brought into the nursery for repair and regrowth. Locals figure the vandals were outraged by Ringo’s recent comments on a talk show that he “missed nothing” about his hometown.