ROBERT PATTINSON: WATCH OUT! PARIS HAS LANDED

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It’s starting to look like EVERYTHING’S happening in Tokyo this week! Paris Hilton just arrived with her alleged new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. If you’ve never heard of him it’s because he appeared on 4 episodes of “The Hills.” Paris is making an appearance for the upscale Samantha Thavesa handbag company in Japan, and she was given two first class tickets so she took Doug instead of an assistant. We’re betting that she will wangle an invitation to the “Twilight” premier there and try to get her paws on Robert Pattinson. She was all over Rob at an Oscar party and told friends she was obsessed with him. Get in line, Paris.

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11 thoughts on “ROBERT PATTINSON: WATCH OUT! PARIS HAS LANDED

  1. Hey Paris
    whats up with your Foundation work??
    can you please work on a power point presentation with some high levels ideas tonight
    then huddle with your trust fund advisors and work on an idea to help change the world with all that money you were given

  2. 1. Nobody watched ‘The Hills’
    2. Every gossip site has reported Hollywood Ebola Hilon talking to Twilight.
    3 Who caress

  3. With the STD’s between them they could wipe out an entire continent. These two are actually perfect for one another.

  4. I’d thought she’d be through by now. Imagine anyone paying her anything; she’s totally USELESS.

  5. Run Rob Run! Remember your fear of AIDS…Paris has been with everyone west of the Mississippi!

  6. she was nasty when she was young(er) and the older she gets the bigger the nasty grows. for someone so rich, she has ZERO ounces of style, class, manners, or brain power.

  7. She should leave her..um…parts to medical science when she mercifully kicks. No doubt new STD strains would be discovered, strains that have mutated again and again, with the DNA of multitudes of ravaged men, here and abroad.

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