ROBIN WILLIAMS IS SOAKING WET AND SOON TO BE SINGLE
We weren’t all that surprised to hear that Robin Williams’ nineteen year marriage to Marsha Garces is over. The hyperactive comic may be a nice guy but he can’t be that easy to live with. He sweats profusely. With minimal exertion he can become completely drenched. Robin used to shop at a posh men’s designer clothing store in San Francisco. They didn’t want their garments ruined with sweat stains when he tried things on, so they had a special long sleeved t shirt they kept behind the counter just for him. He put it on before he tried anything on. After he left, they laundered the shirt so it would be ready for his next visit. Hopefully he has cooled down with age.