ROD STEWART FORGOT THAT SIZE MATTERS

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Poor Rod Stewart took a lot of flak from the UK Daily Mail for stuffing himself into what they called an “alarmingly tight” bathing suit (aka “budgie smugglers.”) They unfavorably compared him to Daniel “007” Craig who has a physique more suitable to the tight trunks. Rod looks fine for a guy his age, but next time he should buy a more flattering swimsuit – in a larger size.

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Posted by Janet on August 7, 2007

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  1. By MISSY
    On August 7, 2007 at

    ALARMINGLY HILARIOUS….

  2. By Anonymous
    On August 7, 2007 at

    I’d still take Rod over that chimp face Daniel Craig. I mean just look at that pea head and huge ears.

  3. By Margo Channing
    On August 8, 2007 at

    Daniel Craig could f**k me silly.
    Rod Stewart ought to invest in the “Oprah Winfrey BigTop Beach Coverup”.

  4. By gerard Vandenberg
    On August 8, 2007 at

    The size is not realy important. For Big ones there shops and with using hands, words and last but definitely not least: your MOUTH(and what’s in it). But when you already has to live with a “flat tire”(no problem), DON’T WEAR AN “ADONIS”-SWIMSHORT!! I understand pretty wel you want people to see as some kind of Greek-Goddish. But that movie endedaboutthirtyfive years ago!!

  5. By gerard Vandenberg
    On August 8, 2007 at

    The size is not realy important. For Big ones there shops and with using hands, words and last but definitely not least: your MOUTH(and what’s in it). But when you already has to live with a “flat tire”(no problem), DON’T WEAR AN “ADONIS”-SWIMSHORT!! I understand pretty wel you want people to see as some kind of Greek-Goddish. But that movie endedaboutthirtyfive years ago!!

  6. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    gerard….what the hell are you trying to say?

  7. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    needs boardshorts

  8. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    GOD, Rod looks fat. (what an ironic name)

  9. By Caren
    On August 8, 2007 at

    Be nice, this guy looks alot better than some other 30, 40 and 50 something’s

  10. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    They’re both uncut.

  11. By Nicola
    On August 8, 2007 at

    Have you never heard the saying ‘ It’s not the size that matters, It’s what you do with it’ ?

  12. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    “Have you never heard the saying ‘ It’s not the size that matters, It’s what you do with it’ ?”
    Sure we have heard this, it’s bullshit. Nicola your bf must have a teeny weenie. ==D

  13. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    For a guy over 60 years old, I think Rod looks fantabulous.
    I’d hit it.

  14. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    Look at Rod’s KNEES. They are drooping about 10 inches below where they once were.

  15. By Anonymous
    On August 8, 2007 at

    Size DOES matter!

  16. By Anonymous
    On August 9, 2007 at

    Size DEFINITELY matters

  17. By Nicola
    On August 9, 2007 at

    I suppose size does matter if you have a sloppy orifice..!!

  18. By deanna
    On August 11, 2007 at

    re:gerard Vandenberg what the hell are you trying to say?!
    ditto…
    Rod is still the best in all he does!

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