ROD STEWART GETS EXTRA INCHES WHERE HE NEEDS THEM

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We never could resist a story about a male celebrity with elevator shoes. Rod Stewart and his bride Penny Lancaster turned up at a Cartier party at the London Natural History Museum and miraculously they appeared to be close to the same height. Usually the 6’1″ Penny towers over Rod, who claims to be 5’10”. A close look revealed that not only was Penny wearing ballet flats, but Rod has shoes with built up heels. Whatever works.

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Posted by hoodlum on October 18, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On October 18, 2007 at

    Yikes. He looks like an old woman.

  2. By gay tallywacker
    On October 18, 2007 at

    Stand up and take your rightful place in the world Rod! Love a man who can rise to the occasion.

  3. By David Miscavige
    On October 18, 2007 at

    Wow! Janet you have outdone yourself with this shocking news!

  4. By Margo Channing
    On October 18, 2007 at

    Who’s that dude Rod’s with?

  5. By Margo Channing
    On October 19, 2007 at

    Tiny man.
    Big ego.
    Huge.

  6. By Anonymous
    On October 19, 2007 at

    Nice heels, Rod. lol I think it’s hilarious.

  7. By Anonymous
    On October 19, 2007 at

    His many, many kids are all fucked-up embarrassments, try using birth control from now on, Rod.

  8. By jerry
    On October 19, 2007 at

    he’s got a big 1 between his legs! and the poor man is so short that’s why the special heels.

  9. By Mrs.Tarzan
    On October 19, 2007 at

    For me, I could not marry a man that is a chain-smoker or is shorter than me. These are just 2 no-nos. It would not last, $$$$ be damned. But then again, that’s just me. Cheers.

  10. By b.b.7c.c.
    On October 21, 2007 at

    2 UGLY HUMANS!!

  11. By Anonymous
    On October 22, 2007 at

    early Faces and early solo Rod (even 80’s solo Rod) = genius
    current Rod doing standards = embarrassingly AWFUL

  12. By Anonymous
    On October 22, 2007 at

    Hmmm, all dressed up for Sean’s latest court appearance maybe?

  13. By Anonymous
    On October 22, 2007 at

    Hmmm, all dressed up for Sean’s latest court appearance maybe?

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