SCARLETT JOHANSSON: DREAMGIRL

It’s no ACCIDENT that Justin Timberlake hooked up with juicy Scarlett Johansson now that he’s a free man again. (You read it HERE first!) Justin had has his eye on Scarlett for awhile and he PERSONALLY pursued her to appear in his video so he could really get to know her. He’s especially impressed because Scarlett says she doesn’t believe in monogamy – she likes an open relationship. That suits Justin just fine – it’s the best of both worlds. He can hang with sexy Scarlett and have his freedom while on tour. Scarlett is already very friendly with Justin’s mom – a good sign. We predict Justin won’t be able to resist giving advice to Scarlett on her upcoming album “Scarlett Sings Tom Waits.” Since Justin doesn’t want to cause any extra pain for his ex Cameron Diaz, he’s keeping the relationship undercover for now.

13 Comments so far

1. By Patrick
   On January 9, 2007 at

   she’s purty and admits she’s easy— anyone got her number????

2. By Experience Counts!
   On January 9, 2007 at

   Justin learned the ropes on how to treat a woman from Cameron. All younger guys need to learn from an older woman. Then when they meet the right girl, they know what to do.

3. By terrific
   On January 9, 2007 at

   Well, he’s young and so is Miz Scarlett

4. By LettucePrey
   On January 9, 2007 at

   He is the pip squeak. No loin quiveration here. Just gets the ewwwww factor going in me. I’m blind to what any chick would see in his ugly ass.
   Just say NO.

5. By Patrick
   On January 9, 2007 at

   5:53!
   You comin for me now Dave?
   Just funnin ya okay!
   Pat

6. By Anonymous
   On January 9, 2007 at

   I love how all these hollywood losers hook up with each other spreading their herpes around. Now you know why they all date each other.

7. By Patrick
   On January 9, 2007 at

   Kinda like those royals that just eat their own.
   That’s deep divin into the gene pool fer sure.
   HEE-HAW!!

8. By Trish
   On January 9, 2007 at

   It does seem just nasty that he can have her and whoever else he wants on “the road”. Ick Scarlett, you are in a different class than that, wake up your too good for him. This makes me sad, I think she’s the next big super star..

9. By Anonymous
   On January 9, 2007 at

   LP?
   You and I are —–>

10. By Anonymous
    On January 9, 2007 at

    Umm you aren’t first Janet, this was posted on OH No They Didn’t last week.

11. By Anonymous
    On January 9, 2007 at

    Justin has a good taste in women ( minus Britney) but it

12. By Anonymous
    On January 13, 2007 at

    Bbbbut didn’t Josh and Scarlett buy a Tribeca loft and order extra sound-proofing…. cackles …
    Josh has had a string of turkeys so small surprise Scarlett is trading up … but JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??? oh bless her innocence.

13. By MIMILUV
    On January 21, 2007 at

    SHE ISNOT CUITE ENOUGH FOR HIM

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