SERENA WILLIAMS CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND TAKE OFF HER PANTS

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Somebody please tell Serena Williams that she doesn’t have to follow the pack and wear skinny jeans to be fashionable. Some bodies just aren’t designed to be forced into skin tight denim. Ouch! It’s sad but true: skinny jeans are best left to skinny bodies.

16 Comments so far

1. By Ohhh Lilly
   On April 28, 2008 at

   On the bright side: Her arse is not quite as big as Kim Kardashian’s….yet.

2. By Anonymous
   On April 28, 2008 at

   Those jeans were made with titanium rivets.

3. By Anonymous
   On April 28, 2008 at

   Holy cow! Not attractive at all.

4. By Anonymous
   On April 28, 2008 at

   I don’t think anyone can wear skinny jeans except rocker guys and gals, ala Joan Jett and the Ramones.
   Skinny jeans make people with thin bodies look as if their legs are the size of toothpicks.
   Skinny jeans make bigger people look like stuffed sausages.
   Just ignore this look, it doesnt work for like 99.99% of the human population.
   When I see girls wearing too tight jeans all I can think is “yeast infection”!

5. By Anonymous
   On April 28, 2008 at

   oh yeah, Serena has “Mom hair” in the above pic, kind of clashes with the skintight pants.
   Great athlete but a style icon she is not!

6. By J Ray
   On April 28, 2008 at

   It would take a lot of meatr to plow her field.

7. By Bobby B.
   On April 28, 2008 at

   Once she retires that ass will be larger than Aretha Franklin’s

8. By Anonymous
   On April 28, 2008 at

   At least she has a flat stomach! She’d look great in something else.

9. By Anonymous
   On April 28, 2008 at

   Oh look. Serena got up with the car’s backseat still attached to her.

10. By Anonymous
    On April 28, 2008 at

    She’s going to have to cut her way out of those.

11. By Anonymous
    On April 28, 2008 at

    “Yeast infection?”
    I think we are talking fully-formed, baked loaves of bread in her case.

12. By brian birchall, rancher
    On April 29, 2008 at

    She’s got the big booty the rappers all sing about.

13. By Anon1
    On April 29, 2008 at

    word

14. By moshe
    On April 29, 2008 at

    She is said to hate whites but had a jewish boyfriend once and there was a tape she did describing how she made him constantly eat her…..don’t think she has been happy since he left.

15. By Anonymous
    On April 29, 2008 at

    Hey, small world. I used to have a lampshade named moshe.

16. By Anonymous
    On April 30, 2008 at

    She looks great!

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