SEX-STARVED SINEAD O’CONNOR WANTS A MAN AND SHE WANTS HIM NOW!

This is the first time we’ve heard of a female pop star ADVERTISING for sex, but there you have it. The once skinny bald-headed Irish singer Sinead O’Connor, 44, has not aged well, and she is on a man-hunt. She’s been blogging that she’s in “the peak of her sexual prime” and “looking for a sweet sex-starved man” – specifically a guy who is older than she is, employed, and doesn’t use hair gel. She adds that her situation is “dire” and that “EVERYTHING must be on the menu” – meaning any and all sex acts are okay with her. Women will also be considered. We sympathize with her beleaguered assistant who must sort through the applicants.

Posted by Janet on August 30, 2011

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  1. By Colin
    On August 30, 2011 at

    In a way it’s refreshing to see somebody famous not giving a damn about how they look, especially after 40. This is how the real world looks folks. And to be honest if you put her in decent clothes I reckon she’d look pretty good.

  2. By yoyo
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Thought she had 4 husbands, a million kids, couple dogs, maybe a rabbit & partridge in a pear tree? Not for nothing, but that alone would exhaust anyone by day’s end & the last thing ya’d want is a booty call. This screams publicity. Ha, things people do to be on the 6 o’clock news.

  3. By Strom
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Yep and Nicky may light up because in the full article she says she is a great fan of anal sex and expects it regularly. Maybe she can have Ray J or Black Puffy Combs drop by and service her!

  4. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Either this is a publicity stunt or she has grown even nuttier with age. She doesn’t look bad for 44. She needs to work out, get professionally colored and cut and throw on some age appropriate threads.

    If she is truly in need for conquering her lust, there is always the personals (think Craiglist) and if she is lucky she might even live through it.

  5. By yoyo
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @Walt

    LOL! Chances are, if she goes via Craigslist, she’ll make the late news & obituaries. However, I agree with you, she should match the clothes to her age & looks good for 44. Think I said it before, “Nuthin’ compares to your 20′s.”

  6. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    “We sympathize with her beleaguered assistant who must sort through the applicants.”

    God only knows what that poor assistant has had to endure sexually. (ewwwwwww!) I can only imagine the horrors that the poor sap has witnessed. Bet all of the assistant’s money goes to her mental health professional.

  7. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @YoYo

    “Chances are, if she goes via Craigslist, she’ll make the late news & obituaries”

    AND SHE’LL MAKE THEN MAYBE SHE WILL MAKE THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONES!!!! LOL!!!!

    (partial lyrics from The Cover of The Rolling Stones)

    NOW LETS ALL DECIDE
    TO BLOW OUR MINDS
    BUT OUR MINDS WON’T REALLY BE BLOWN

    LIKE THE BLOW THAT WILL GET’CHA
    WHEN YOU GET YOUR PICTURE
    ON THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONES

  8. By Denise
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Hey Janet, you should post more information so Strom can send in his resume, listing his “finer points”.

  9. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Maybe I am just old and dumb. I don’t get it. I don’t understand why anyone would want anything up their butt. How could it turn someone on to have something put in their butt when this is the same hole that poo and uneated whole kernal corn comes out.

    That’s just stinky and creepy and it would have to be intensely painful. Heck, I still give my doctor the “stink-eye” when he does the yearly prostate exam or checks for hemorrhoids !!!!

  10. By Mona Garrett
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Walt—love your new handle!—and you beat me to the punch regarding the travails of that poor assistant! :)

    As for Sinead, she’s been through many a relationship, and according to a former, she is beyond high maintenance, schizoid, etc.

    But I’ll never forget when she tore that picture of the pope in half—on live TV. “Fight the real enemy,” she said.

    Her career took a global beating after that and she’s been very low profile since.

    The thing is, her action predated the countless catholic church sex abuse scandals by almost two decades. Ireland—where she is from—was especially victimized.

    (“The Magdalene Sisters” is a terrific (and terrifying) film about one of the most notorious centers of abuse—and Sinead lived there when she was growing up.)

    She may be this side of batshit—and desperate for some nookie, but she has my respect.

  11. By Strom
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Kim & J Lo say there were million$$$ of reasons to say “go ahead”!

  12. By Mona Garrett
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Oh, and her assistant should have BEGGED her not to wear that ensemble on the right.

  13. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @Mona

    Greetings to you the evening!

    “Oh, and her assistant should have BEGGED her not to wear that ensemble on the right.”

    I can only suspect that the victim….er assistant was stripped down to leather underwear, a orange tossed in his or her mouth and then the cuffs were added before she turned off the lights and padlocked the basement door. LOL!!!!! :)

  14. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @Mona

    “The Magdalene Sisters” She may be this side of batshit—and desperate for some nookie, but she has my respect.”

    You know Mona, you may have something there. In all seriousness, The Magdalene Sisters is something everyone should watch. It makes one want to weep when you see what they had to endure. What a nightmare.

  15. By yoyo
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @Walt,

    LOL!!!! Dr. Hook, wow, blast from the past.

    PS: Noticed your pen name’s changed, you been messing in Hell’s Kitchen? Now if I join in, could become Hells Angel’s Kitchen. “Get cha motor runnin’, head out on the highway, lookin’ for adventure…..”

  16. By Patrick
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Roger Waters was pissed right off at Sinead for acting precious when she was part of his Berlin wall show.
    I think the story shows she has a pretty good sense of humour though. I mean come on what white lady is going to beg strange black men to pound her up the Hershey hiway?!
    Anyone?

  17. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @YoYo

    Be careful little YoYo. I am sure she (Casonia ) is lurking around here some where under a variety of different names.

    Here’s a can of bug spray to protect yourself.

    I’m trying to lose 12 pounds so I am having to cut down on the bread and sweets some. I have gone days without chocolate and I’m starting to dream about Godiva chocolates and hallucinate giant Snicker Bars. LOL! :)

  18. By Bluejay
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Walt, you missed Casonia’s announcement that the library would be closed for a week, and she’d have no computer access.

  19. By yoyo
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @Walt,

    ROFL!! Thanks for the offer on Raid which I’m trying to cut back on. Dam Costco for jacking the price, just when I was getting use to the taste. I’m only teasing & mean Casonia no harm. As for your 12 pound dilemma, I can sympathize on how hard it is to pass on sweets but when my couch starts yelling “Get off!” & fridge calls me “Lard a$$”, it’s time to put down the fork. So don’t be too hard on yourself, least your furniture & appliances don’t talk back. Can just imagine what they say when I’m not home. Hmmm???

  20. By Denise
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @Patrick, what a question! I’m sure Strom is off making a list of such white women.

  21. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @BlueJay

    Thanks for letting me know about Casonia. Now, I am certain she is on here with a different name! :) If not, then I can only speculate that somewhere she is napping and visions of Hell’s Kitchen are dancing in her head. LOL! Bless her heart.

  22. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    YoYo

    “my couch starts yelling “Get off!” & fridge calls me “Lard a$$”, …”

    I suspect that my furniture calls me much worse. My recliner no longer talks behind my back….it just gets in my face and loudly mocks me. I’ve heard that lithium and Captain Morgan Rum makes those voices go far far away.

  23. By CoCo
    On August 30, 2011 at

    Check out this more detailed article about Sinead’s ad if you want to continue to be entertained by her:
    http://dlisted.com/2011/08/26/nothing-compares-peen

  24. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 30, 2011 at

    @CoCo

    Thanks for the link. If it is really her that did the ad then it is sad and desperate.

    On the humorous side, I can’t help but wonder if we should send in a funny resume to her victimized secretary. LOL!!!

  25. By forrest gump
    On August 30, 2011 at

    …………ring my bell.
    (it’s so easy)

  26. By Heisenberg
    On August 31, 2011 at

    We can tell from the photo that Sinead is only sex-starved.

  27. By Mona Garrett
    On August 31, 2011 at

    Walt, your postings on a certain topic reminded me of a particular comic strip which used to run in the National Lampoon Magazine—
    which was quite scandalous to my 16-year old mind!

    It was called “Trots and Bonnie,” and it was set in the 40′s. Bonnie was a wide-eyed little girl whose inquisitive mind was always getting her into trouble;

    Trots was her wise, loyal, talking canine friend—they were an early version of “Calvin and Hobbes.” Anyway…

    First Panel: A frantic Bonnie is shown whispering into the hall phone, “Hurry! I think he’s trying to kill her!!” Cries of, “Oh God! Oh God! Nooooo!” can be seen issuing from her parents’ closed door; a clearly worried Trots stands by.

    Second Panel: Two burly—and very surprised cops, flanked by Bonnie and Trots have broken down Bonnie’s parents’ bedroom door, to find
    Bonnie’s parents—enthusiastically engaged in the act of “backdoor lovin.” Suffice it say, Bonnie’s Ma and Pa are the most surprised of all.

    Third Panel: Bonnie’s mother is shrieking at her father: “You idiot! I told you this was ILLEGAL!”

    Fourth Panel: A relieved but shaken Bonnie is back safe in her bed. “Well, I’ll never do THAT again!,” she says.

    “And neither will your parents,” says Trots. :)

  28. By XYZ
    On August 31, 2011 at

    Nothing but a rant/publicity stunt.

  29. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 31, 2011 at

    Heisenberg

    LOL!!!! :)

    ________________________

    Mona Garrett

    LOL!!! Love it!! Sounds like my kind of comic strip!

    On an even lighter side, I love the thought of having a “talking dog.” However, it would be my luck that I would end being blackmailed by mine. lol :)

  30. By Mona Garrett
    On August 31, 2011 at

    Walt’s Golden Retriever, “Spike”: “Come up with the cash, or I’m goin’ to the Enquirer!” :)

  31. By Walt "will work for money or chocolate" Cliff
    On August 31, 2011 at

    Mona

    LOL!!! I would quickly change his name from Spike to Spite!!! LOL!!!!!

  32. By Indy
    On August 31, 2011 at

    Click off the advert which is over her tummy and you can then decide if her belly button is an inny or an outy. :) LOL

  33. By Kitty
    On August 31, 2011 at

    It doesn’t even look like the same person!

  34. By Strom
    On November 29, 2015 at

    Another oddball looking for fame……Angelo, Frank, and the Pied Piper can relate!

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