SHE’S READY – “DYNASTY’S” JOAN COLLINS WANTS A COMEBACK ON TV

Joan Collins loves the 80’s revival in fashion – these poofy shoulders are something Dynasty’s Alexis Carrington would have adored. We hear that Joan is eager to be back on TV and she’s hustling to sell a series about two aging actors (her and Robert Wagner to be exact ) who run a hotel in Hollywood and give advice to young actors starting out. With those shoulders she’s bound to talk someone into producing it.

65 Comments so far

1. By SebastianCanada
   On November 7, 2010 at

   Joan’s sister Jackie has told a funny story about Joan shifting her off to an attic room in a hotel so that Warren Beatty could spend the night boning Joan.

2. By Monah Garrett
   On November 7, 2010 at

   Jackie most likely based her execrable Hollywood books—with their awful one-word titles like “Clitoris” and “Testicle,” on sister Joan’s exploits.

3. By Patrick
   On November 7, 2010 at

   Don’t let the door slap ya on your fat bum, Rita.

4. By strom
   On November 8, 2010 at

   ita patrick. reta, you are old and boring.

5. By Reta's Rainbow
   On November 8, 2010 at

   [Yes, I am considering taking my wares elsewhere…but would miss you Sebastian, you seem to be the only regular with true wit…so hard to come by in this day and age. But stoopud is stoopud and this place in here gets harder to visit when no progress is ever made…I’m outa here babe! It’s been nice!]

   And I’ll hold you to those words. Or are you just gonna start back posting under another name?

   Sings: Butterflies in the sky, Reta is twice as high, Take a look she’s a kook, Reta’s Rainbow, Reta’s Rainboooooooow, Reta’s Rainboooooow””

6. By Teddy
   On November 9, 2010 at

   You know, it seems like those British Open sisters (ha, Mona, that was a good one) did kinda blaze their own path through America via Hollywood, did they not? So, ya could say, they are kinda like sister Hollywood duos to come: Ashley and Jessica; the Olsen twins, for example. Using that comparison, I choose the old shanks here, because, did either of the Collins sisters ever have children? I don’t know, but my memory says neither did. So, what damage did their drugs, sex, rock and roll lifestyle really do but expose our own funny flaws. I’ve come full circle, time to gossip again. Carry on.

7. By Something Nice
   On November 9, 2010 at

   Joan’s excellent posture is due to all the years she walked around with a mattress strapped to her back. 🙂

8. By Something Nicer
   On November 9, 2010 at

   Well, hello LIZ HURLEY, circa 2018.

9. By SebastianCanada
   On November 9, 2010 at

   Reta’s Rainbow, thanks. I am staying for a while anyway. I will always post as SebastianCanada.

   Something Nice(r), LOL!!!

   Saw Joan on Rules of Engagement last night, playing David Spade’s mother. Very tongue-in-cheek. Props to Joan.

10. By Jeanne Dixon
    On November 9, 2010 at

    JOAN…HELLLLOOOOO. YOU’RE NOT HOT. START WEARING PANTS

11. By Casonia Logenberry..I would turn Hells kitchen out and those other people would lose and..I Would Win and Blow the other people out of the water and would kill them with kindness
    On August 21, 2011 at

    Joan Collins don’t you have enough money and of course your a lady on the ball..going many directions and planning even more down the road and you dress to kill and want to keep working until you hit what age? Work is in your blood and you love to bust your ass..Well go girl!

12. By Casonia Logenberry..Hells kitchen..Tommy Honey speak up and talk and take charge..I want you to stay on the show! Jennifer stop screwing up and double check your food first and Will keep your eye on the prize and don't let Drama get in your way and Pauly
    On September 7, 2011 at

    You are so Rich and of course to keep up your life style you have to keep the money coming in and…I know you will find away to live your life great and you have massive secrets and…Of course you can act your ass off. Good luck with the come back and hope you make a movie..Where your swearing and not being a lady for once.!

13. By Casonia..Hells kitchen!Jennifer never lost one single pound in that place and she started to crumble and not pay attention to detail and was more silent then Tommy and I think Tommy is real cute and glad he is still there.. Who is going to Win? Hope it is
    On September 13, 2011 at

    This woman is going to work until she drops to death and…She loves to move and grove and still look good.

14. By Casonia...Who is going to Win Hells Kitchen? Hope it is not Elisa and hope Paul really rocks it out and Jennifer was not his type from the start and when a man is flirting with other woman his desire was never there to start off with! Tommy speak up dear!
    On September 19, 2011 at

    WHY DON’T YOU RE-RELEASE THOSE SOFT CORE MOVIES YOU MADE IN THE 70s and 80s again and…woman you are going to work yourself to death.

15. By Seen Insider Blog
    On December 12, 2011 at

    Alexis Alana Tapered Pant Royal…

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