SHIA LA BEOUF’S LEFT HAND STILL DOESN’T WORK RIGHT

Finally, a Shia LaBeouf mystery has been solved. Back in 2008 when he had the car accident that damaged his hand, Star magazine declared that doctors would have to amputate his pinky finger. He was in the process of filming Transformers 2. The story was DENIED, but in fact, they were almost right. Shia’s fingers WERE crushed in the accident and at least one could not be saved. Shia admits one finger was “reconstructed with bone from his hip and leftover skin.” The middle fingers on his left hand were most damaged and still encased in a “glove” at times. Above, he disguised his affliction in “Wall Street 2.”

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  1. Don’t get the appeal of this guy. He’s so smal framed he just doesn’t come off very masculine to me. And his face isn’t much to look at to make up for it. Very average. And he has a weak chin. Who’s in charge of this young new crop of ‘hot meat” anyway? They sure are a dissappointing lot. This guy, and that guy from the vampire movies that has all the kids in a sweat, the one with the triangle head?! Can’t get what’s supposed to be so hot about HIM either!!

    What’s wrong with some REAL manly men, with hot bodies and faces and hair that can really ACT?!?

  2. ……….HIS PENIS HAS THE SAME PROBLEM, folks!!

  3. Well Harold Lloyd had a reconstructed hand (half blown off by a bomb in a stunt) and it didn’t hurt his career any.

  4. Well Harold Lloyd had a reconstructed hand (half blown off by a bomb in a stunt) and it didn’t hurt his career any.

    That’s really interesting.

    I don’t find Shia hot at all, but I thought he was good in a couple of things I saw him in (I think the latest Indy and some Disney movie. Could not pay me to see Transformers, though)

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