SIMON COWELL GETS A FEW EXTRA INCHES WHERE HE NEEDS IT
Photos via: Daily Mail
There’s something about men who wear lifts in their shoes that tickles our fancy. Simon Cowell wanted to make sure that nobody could see what kind of heels he was wearing for his show Britain’s Got Talent auditions, so he let down the hem of his jeans. The raggedy hem dragged on the ground but did successfully cover the built up heels on his shoes. But not EVERYBODY was fooled!
Posted by Janet on February 6, 2012
By Walt Cliff
On February 6, 2012 at
I am sure he saves the stiletto heels for private time at the mansion. lol
By Muffie
On February 6, 2012 at
Ewww, sick! What man wears pointy shoe? Especially a man who is trying to get laid. Oh well, I guess they match his pointed head.
Proof, money can’t buy style sense.
By Pippa Martin-St. Onge
On February 6, 2012 at
What a pompous nancy boy. Americans choose the worst of humanity to make ‘famous’.
By Hollywoody5000
On February 6, 2012 at
I just cannot get my mind wrapped around the idea that this is not a gay man. The more I see (and read) of him, the more a bell goes off that this is a very gay man. I have no way of knowing this, just my intuition & mental reading of him & his behavior tells me so. His “romances” with women & postponed or cancelled “engagements” also read phony to me. I think people who live trying to hide their sexuality must be very uneasy when trying to manipulate their life to disguise a very critical and important part of who they really are. I’m not saying this applies to him, but that’s how I feel. Just sayin… hope that’s o.k.
By forrest gump
On February 6, 2012 at
this were HOT shoes in europe about twelve years ago, folks.
By Mel Zipskin
On February 7, 2012 at
Nipple rings? He needs a bra.
By Christine India
On February 7, 2012 at
Hollywoody5000:
I think Simon is gay.
Also Tom Cruise
Also John Travolta
Also Will Smith
Also Jake Gyllenhaal
Also George Clooney
Source of this belief: GAYDAR
By Patrick
On February 7, 2012 at
You can have him back, Pippa.
By Anon1
On February 7, 2012 at
haha
By Denise
On February 7, 2012 at
When I first read the title for this item, I thought for sure you were talking about his moobs. (Not a typo, means man boobs)
By Hollywoody5000
On February 7, 2012 at
When I first read this item, I thought you meant getting poked by a well endowed dude – & I find that more credible
By cal
On February 7, 2012 at
Well endowed vs height? Mmm
lol
simon doesn’t set off my gaydar. I find him quite attractive, I think because he tells it like it is, I think he is a bit of a softy in a relationship and he is confident and cheeky.
‘Simon, that is a yes from me’. Hehehe
By Chicagoland
On February 7, 2012 at
Simon appears to be “full-figured” in the same way Jane Russell famously was.
By E
On February 7, 2012 at
Heh heh, are you sure that’s where he most needs it?
Also, thanks to all the commenters for the excellent laughs!
By Walt Cliff
On February 9, 2012 at
from 2008
BLIND GOSSIP 11/06
When a couple split after several years together, the official parting is usually slow and painful and messy. So you really have to question why the breakup of this couple is going to be swift and painless and clean. It turns out that one half of the couple has incredible leverage in harboring some very deep and very nasty secrets about the other half and their sexual proclivities. The mildest of these secrets is the typical inclusion of a surprising third party, as well as one person’s penchant for wearing clothing of the opposite sex. Several jaw-dropping parting gifts are in the works to effectively buy the ex’s silence.
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I don’t know who this is but I know who I thought of when I read it.
By Reta
On February 11, 2012 at
I miss him on Idol. All the OTHER “judges” past and present should go and bring back Simon. I don’t give a damn about his sex life or his shoes, but he DOES have one of the wierdest shaped torsos I’ve ever seen. His head and neck area seem to be aging strangely also. Getting larger somehow.
By Querino de freitas
On January 9, 2013 at
COWELL IS A PRAT ! BELEIVE ME