SIMON COWELL STILL HAS A FATAL FLAW

Simon Cowell, 60, says he had a health scare so he lost 20 pounds by changing his diet to “almost vegan” – he still eats fish. He certainly looked thinner when he showed up at a Britain’s Got Talent event in the UK. He’s getting a hug from fellow judge /British comic David Walliams on the red carpet and Simon looks like he lost a few inches of HEIGHT too! He looks oddly tiny. (He’s still wearing the SAME jeans – just a smaller size!) Although Simon gulps lots of vitamins and eats better, he is still a CHAINSMOKER, and lit up as soon as this photo op was over…

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5 thoughts on “SIMON COWELL STILL HAS A FATAL FLAW

  1. Am not a Cowell fan, but height shaming is the WORST. Shame on you.

  2. One vice at a time, Janet! Hopefully, he’ll now quit smoking, much more dangerous than 20 extra pounds.

    Still, he looks great.

  3. After countless lit candles and prayers over the years beseeching that he finally would be fitted with a decent bra, imagine our surprise to see the new and improved Simon, with a sveltness that makes a brassire all but unnecessary!

    Bravo! (With due thanks to bariatric intervention and a sensible “maintenance” diet of nicotine and hard candy!)

    But, alas, as Janet points out–and as his wan smile and ever-present Cuban heels attest, poor Simon’s enduring malady is Short Man’s Complex.

    And sadly, as evidenced by Jada Pinkett Smith, and the Ten Gallon Hat/8-Inch Platforms currently being divorced by Sara Gilbert, there is no cure for that one.

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