SIMON COWELL: SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

Just what the world needs – another celebrity endorsed fragrance. This time it’s not a movie star or an athlete – it’s American Idol judge Simon Cowell. SOMEBODY (was it Estee Lauder?) came up with the bright idea that men everywhere will want to smell like Simon and use his grooming products. Granted, men ARE impressed with his financial success, but does that translate to wanting to emulate his skincare and fragrance? We hear he’s in the final stages of negotiating a deal with a New York cosmetics giant, and of course the packaging will be black, reflecting Cowell’s manly monochromatic t shirt collection.

Posted by Janet on November 1, 2006

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  1. By Rori
    On November 1, 2006 at

    Constantine Maroulis is alive and well and has new songs on his myspace.
    http://myspace.com/constantinemaroulis

  2. By Pat
    On November 1, 2006 at

    Why would anyone want to smell like asshole?

  3. By Anonymous
    On November 2, 2006 at

    who would want to use any perfume that comes from a man who never, apparently, changes his shirt? He attended the Trump wedding wearing a wide-open shirt. Everyone else was formally dressed. He has NO class!!

  4. By Anonymous
    On November 2, 2006 at

    Send him back to England.

  5. By Anonymous
    On November 3, 2006 at

    Successful loser.

  6. By Pebbles
    On November 3, 2006 at

    hahaha! You had me for a while there Janet.

  7. By Sherri
    On November 3, 2006 at

    Janet “Page Six” mentioned you again, but this time it’s regarding this Simon Cowell piece you wrote. I believe that’s twice in one week. Way to go…

  8. By Rori
    On November 3, 2006 at

    Page Six should mention that Constantine Maroulis will be starring in Jacques Brel on Broadway.
    http://myspace.com/constantinemaroulis

  9. By Anonymous
    On November 12, 2006 at

    Hello!!! i Love you Simon!!

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