SIMON COWELL: SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

Just what the world needs – another celebrity endorsed fragrance. This time it’s not a movie star or an athlete – it’s American Idol judge Simon Cowell. SOMEBODY (was it Estee Lauder?) came up with the bright idea that men everywhere will want to smell like Simon and use his grooming products. Granted, men ARE impressed with his financial success, but does that translate to wanting to emulate his skincare and fragrance? We hear he’s in the final stages of negotiating a deal with a New York cosmetics giant, and of course the packaging will be black, reflecting Cowell’s manly monochromatic t shirt collection.

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  1. who would want to use any perfume that comes from a man who never, apparently, changes his shirt? He attended the Trump wedding wearing a wide-open shirt. Everyone else was formally dressed. He has NO class!!

  2. Janet “Page Six” mentioned you again, but this time it’s regarding this Simon Cowell piece you wrote. I believe that’s twice in one week. Way to go…

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