Our fashion obsessed friend turned writer, Simon Doonan (Barneys) has done it again. Another book, that is, and it’s loaded with our favorite thing: sweeping generalizations. (We were lucky to be included in Simon’s first book “Wacky Chicks.”) His latest, “Gay Men Don’t Get Fat” is a whole new take on diets. He says gay men don’t get fat because they eat gay food. Simon declares there are two food groups: gay and straight. A typical gay food is sushi, and a typical straight food is a burrito. Simon advises everyone to “eat like a gay man and you will never get fat.” Eating like a gay man means enjoying leafy salads w/dressing on the side, or macaroons, all with an attractive presentation. One pertinent tip from the book: Simon advises readers to “watch “Hoarders” because it’s so disgusting it will ruin the appetite.” We’re hoping a “gay restaurant “ will open soon in our neighborhood.
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this is the most important reason why americans in general hate FAGGOTS.
Love the jacket the shirt not so much.
Really eat like gay man?
Not everyone like eating toss salads.
Oh please, has he ruled out the entire group of “bears”?
Strom?! Ever eaten gay?
REta here’s the way out of moo moo land.
Gay dining.
Will that be 2%, skim or Homo with your gay corn flakes and blueberries, madam?
REta, “Fuck you, gimme the heavy creme.”
LOL at hello
Re: Clay Aitken gay post
I’ve been offline for a few days….
As for my supposedly making up gay rumours about Clay Aitken… didn’t fanta pants deny he was gay for some time then came out. All I was doing was imparting that I had come across a very detailed and specific transcript of his rough sexual encounters sometime ago and some of you get upset!! This is after all a rumout/gossip site. Jeez talk about fragile! Dry your eyes Princesses.
It takes a quick google search to find these things. I don’t need to back it up, google it yourselves. Just thought the influx of “Clay’s so great, how much further can I stick my head up his (I would say widened, but then he is what I think is classified as a ‘top’) ass” posts. I thought it would be basic logic that if you are famous and don’t want your indiscretions getting out and tarnishing your reputation, you either don’t do it OR get it sorted professionally and/or with iron-clad confidentiality agreements – oh the price of fame!
Strom may be able to tell us whether some of Clay’s unprotected sexual encounters included black cocks, or in Clay’s case ass.
Thank you and good nite.
Wee Doonan will do whatever it takes to make a buck or three. He must have never seen bears…those husky hairy dudes with gigantic guts?! Hell, I know more fat ass gay men than skinny ones…the young ones are thin the older ones, not so much.
Ugh. And to think of all the worthy books that never see the light the of day—and yet someone has published this tripe.
But we’ll play nice: does she address the caloric content of spooge in her little pamphlet? 🙂
Most overpriced restaurants are gay restaurants. Send this faggot to GAY Island.
His books are meant to be funny. He is funny. Beautiful People is a riot!
What an hysterical post. I wonder if that book is available at my local library?
I nominate Simon to be the Food Service Manager on Strom’s Gay Island.
Miss Nice. It’s splooge. Not SPOOGE.
For christ sakes get your naughty spelling rite.
It’s a good word though. “I try and fit it in daily.”
what he said about watching Hoarders, is actually true.
Actually, he is an entertaining author. He use to work at The New York Observer.
Patrick, I don’t need your bullshit right now. If you don’t understand the dynamics of a person fighting cancer, go read up on it. I’m beginning to think coming back here was a mistake.
Another LESBO fesses up. How long before Oprah, Whitney, & Hillary?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20559567,00.html?hpt=hp_t3
I understand, REta!!
Best defense is a good offense.
Our secret.
Simon Doonan, your 15 minutes are up.
Know I Heard Everything…Oh My God!
I Always Though Gay Men came in many shapes and sizes?
I Want to say Good Luck with this Book and never heard that point of view!
As far as getting fat and gaining weight it is really up to people how much you put in your mouth…You just have to have control and also have to watch what you eat and when to eat is key but I have seen some fat gay men in my life but on the other hand it is better to just take some control over your life and make sure you eat more vegs/fruit and grains to keep your weight down and on top of that walk and move and groove and do what ever you need to do to stay in shape but lets face the cold hard fact…Men love it up there butts and especially if your gay and there should not be massive amounts of food in your butt and so you have to fast and empty your butt.