SNOOKI FOUND A JUICE HEAD

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Snooki has thrown caution to the winds and landed herself a new boyfriend – Jeff Miranda. He’s prize guido material and normal sized – that means a lot taller than she is. She looks deliriously happy.

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15 thoughts on “SNOOKI FOUND A JUICE HEAD

  1. Deliriously happy? I don’t know about that – maybe happy and drunk?

  2. Pepperoni, macaroni, untzamatta for you!

    I thought America was the melting pot. So why do these Jersey kids look like pimped out 21st century versions of their immigrant grandparents???

  3. She needs about 5 inches more height and 5 inches off her waist and belly.

  4. Hey! My immigrant grandparents are rolling over in their graves looking at these people. Snooki is a fat midget who will have skin cancer before she is 30. All the men look retarded. Have any of these people ever picked up a book? They are a disgrace.

  5. She’s just plain old gross….short & fat & she looks like she stinks…yuk!! She’s disgusting period!

  6. Palermo, at the risk of sounding a bit racist, can’t you just see Snooki pregnant with her tenth child and a rosary wrapped around her mitts, and her boyfriend with a greasy moustache, makina pizza?

  7. yep, THIS IS HOW AN AMERICAN ASSHOLE LOOKS LIKE, folks!!

  8. Sebastian, see Snooki pregnant would look like a bowling ball with legs. Just plain nasty.

  9. Damn you Sebastian for putting that image in my head … LOL

  10. Indy, that dress is short, and maybe slightly transparent, but how did you manage to see that?

  11. Sebastian: I didn’t note her lips from this pic; she and the others were on the View and noticed her funny shaped top lip when there was a close up of her.

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