SNOOKI KNOWS THAT HAVING FUN IS THE BEST REVENGE

Snooki and JWoww strolled around Miami Beach, sipping Red Bull and checking out the guys. JWoww knows Snooki can use some cheering up – she was more upset by her split with her muscular boyfriend Emilio Masella than she let on. She had arranged to have him appear a few times on “Jersey Shore” and get paid $1000 per appearance. But that wasn’t enough, he used her name to open OTHER doors (he really wanted to be a TV star) and eventually she decided he was just a user. Now she’s vowed to be more suspicious.

Posted by Janet on April 21, 2010

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  1. By Li'l Off Broadway
    On April 21, 2010 at

    Snooki is just one notch above a midget and two notches above a dwarf. Where did she come from and how did she get on any show?

  2. By Helena Handbasket
    On April 21, 2010 at

    Don’t worry, Broadway… That little halfling’s clock is ticking and soon enough she’ll return to the ‘joisey’ hobbit-hole from whence she came.

  3. By Reta
    On April 21, 2010 at

    yes, that square-bodied dwarf midget hobbit freak with the Cherhair could ONLY possible GET a “boyfriend” by way of enticing him into the “limelight”…who would want her/it for anything ELSE???? She’s got a horrible body, horrible mouth/voice, no brains. Why in the HELL is this freak on the TV after all? In fact, the whole bunch of them are disgusting. I refuse to watch this crap and am sick of seeing them spread all over the celebrity sites! They are NOT celebrities!

  4. By Palermo
    On April 21, 2010 at

    her next gig is in the circus I heard

  5. By captain america
    On April 22, 2010 at

    are you kiddin’ me?
    …………….AMERICANS HAVE HUMOR?

  6. By Jen
    On April 22, 2010 at

    She is SOOOOO FREAKIN UGLY….. gross & disgusting….her hairy dark haired greesy twat must REEK….uggggg

  7. By Lenny
    On April 22, 2010 at

    Reta, thanks for saying 95% of my rant. We have gone sooo far down in the gutter as far as entertainment. They are not actors, singers or dancers. They have no talent whatsoever. My question is what’s next?

  8. By dee cee
    On April 22, 2010 at

    Snooki’s Chilean and from New York. Like Parasite and her many ex’s, if they can’t marry her because she is trash the family won’t accept, or criminals.. she eventually gets jealous and stupid and creepy in their affair not to wish her lover to do well in life so they will make a lot of money and both have wonderful careers. That ex boyfriend was lucky he was dumped and knows Snooki’s real envy-covetous nature.

  9. By Miss Eva
    On April 22, 2010 at

    Is it even possible to be any shorter or fatter? She looks like a 40-year-old meatball!

  10. By Jasper's Goat
    On April 22, 2010 at

    What’s so funny is she thinks she is a sex symbol. She is always leaning back and sticking out her chest, making her look even more deformed. She is what the British would label…’dead common’.

  11. By She's a fat midget
    On April 22, 2010 at

    What’s so hilarious is that “snooki” claims she’s a size 2!!!! LMAO! Yeh right, in the BBW department! She’s a friggin weeble.

  12. By Noblecascade
    On April 23, 2010 at

    What I want to know….if that her real skin or is that a shirt?

  13. By mom to five
    On April 24, 2010 at

    40 year old meat ball, now tht’s frigging funny!

  14. By right
    On April 24, 2010 at

    shes a far greasy meatball

  15. By right
    On April 24, 2010 at

    *fat

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