Snooki and JWoww strolled around Miami Beach, sipping Red Bull and checking out the guys. JWoww knows Snooki can use some cheering up – she was more upset by her split with her muscular boyfriend Emilio Masella than she let on. She had arranged to have him appear a few times on “Jersey Shore” and get paid $1000 per appearance. But that wasn’t enough, he used her name to open OTHER doors (he really wanted to be a TV star) and eventually she decided he was just a user. Now she’s vowed to be more suspicious.
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Snooki is just one notch above a midget and two notches above a dwarf. Where did she come from and how did she get on any show?
Don’t worry, Broadway… That little halfling’s clock is ticking and soon enough she’ll return to the ‘joisey’ hobbit-hole from whence she came.
yes, that square-bodied dwarf midget hobbit freak with the Cherhair could ONLY possible GET a “boyfriend” by way of enticing him into the “limelight”…who would want her/it for anything ELSE???? She’s got a horrible body, horrible mouth/voice, no brains. Why in the HELL is this freak on the TV after all? In fact, the whole bunch of them are disgusting. I refuse to watch this crap and am sick of seeing them spread all over the celebrity sites! They are NOT celebrities!
her next gig is in the circus I heard
are you kiddin’ me?
…………….AMERICANS HAVE HUMOR?
She is SOOOOO FREAKIN UGLY….. gross & disgusting….her hairy dark haired greesy twat must REEK….uggggg
Reta, thanks for saying 95% of my rant. We have gone sooo far down in the gutter as far as entertainment. They are not actors, singers or dancers. They have no talent whatsoever. My question is what’s next?
Snooki’s Chilean and from New York. Like Parasite and her many ex’s, if they can’t marry her because she is trash the family won’t accept, or criminals.. she eventually gets jealous and stupid and creepy in their affair not to wish her lover to do well in life so they will make a lot of money and both have wonderful careers. That ex boyfriend was lucky he was dumped and knows Snooki’s real envy-covetous nature.
Is it even possible to be any shorter or fatter? She looks like a 40-year-old meatball!
What’s so funny is she thinks she is a sex symbol. She is always leaning back and sticking out her chest, making her look even more deformed. She is what the British would label…’dead common’.
What’s so hilarious is that “snooki” claims she’s a size 2!!!! LMAO! Yeh right, in the BBW department! She’s a friggin weeble.
What I want to know….if that her real skin or is that a shirt?
40 year old meat ball, now tht’s frigging funny!
shes a far greasy meatball
*fat